Item #: ORD-010
Clearance Level: 0
Object Class: Safe
Risk Evaluation: Code Lime
Status: Active
Optimal Restraining Directions: Whenever a pair appears RCT-5 Toiletastics must be dispatched to pants the wearer for comedy. The underwear must then be ripped off and burned.
Description: ORD-010 is a pair of heart print boxers, that, through some deep and subtle magic, causes the universe to conspire to constantly put the wearer in situations where their pants would get pulled down or destroyed.
Notable incidents
Incident #1
MSC-5 walked into an MSC meeting wearing ORD-010. His pants ripped when he got up to go to the bathroom.
Incident #2
Due to a mass outbreak of ORD-010, RCT-5 Toiletastics have been created.
Note: This feels like an SCP-J
Comment: That's the point.
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ORD Organization
RandomWhile the SCP Foundation focuses on strange things within their own universe, the ORD Organization captures anomalies from across existence itself. Remember: Obtain, Restrain, Defend.
