Awsten's pov:
Awsten: guess who has two thumbs and just got a promotion
Awsten: it's not me
Awsten: wouldn't it be cool if it was though
Awsten: new barista boy got the promotion.
Awsten: or 'barista bitch' as i'm calling him
Awsten: i'm going to get that patented
Awsten: otto?
Awsten: hello??
