Random Stuff With My OCs

Middle School Party/Pt. 1 Of Middle School Stories/Chatfic 5

WineAunt
Oops-

Daddy
YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL!?
IS THAT THE KIND OF WORK YOU SAID YOU WERE DOING WEEKS AGO!?

WineAunt
😶

Daddy
...
We'll talk about this later

TheOtherOne
The reason someone said "Something something police"
Was because the police were there🤡

Insomniac
CALLED IT!

Gremlin
So a Caelum City police officer walked downstairs
(Caelum City is Where They Live Btw)
And then got to the bottom and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling,
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

LesbianDisaster
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

TheDemonUnderYourBed
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

IHateItHere
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

Mother
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

HotTopic
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

BabyWithAGun
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

TheOtherOne
✨FUCK DA POLICE✨

Gremlin
In his face💀

DisneyPrincess
I-💀

Can'tReachTheBottomShelf
Y e s

Gremlin
And he was almost impressed
He's like
"Wooow 👁👄👁"

BisexualMess
EVEN BETTER🤣

HotTopic
Then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went
"GET THE PADDY WAGON!"

Angel
Pffft-

PrettyBoy
I-😂

HotTopic
And my mother Apollo who is in this chat with us now

SomewhatSane
???

Daddy
???

Mother
...

HotTopic
He grabbed a 40
Smashed it to the ground and yelled
"SCATTER!"

Mother
😅😂

Insomniac
HOLY SHIT🤣

Simp
WAS NOT EXPECTING
THAT🤣

Arsonist🔥
WOOO
GO MOM
I'M PROUD OF YOU🥳

Mother
Remember children, do as I say not as I do

TheDemonUnderYourBed
And everyone ran in different directions!
It was like that scene in Ratatouille
When the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different directions

MommyIssues
🤣

LesbianDisaster
I ran into the laundry room and jumped on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard

BisexualMess
PARKOUR BITCCCCHHHH!!!

LesbianDisaster
And now I'm running through the backyard and there's a big chain linked fence and I thought
"I've never climbed a fence that high before!"
Then I woke up at home💀

TiredOfYourBS
I-

DisneyPrincess
Huh?

LesbianDisaster
On Monday I went to school
Because that's what we did back then
And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see
But Jake McNamara💀

WineAunt
Oh shit💀

LesbianDisaster
He says to me
"Hey we're you at my party on Saturday?"
And I said no
You know like a liar😏

TiredOfYourBS
✋💀

LesbianDisaster
And he said
"Things got really out of hand"

PrettyBoy
I think out of hand is a bit of an understatement💀

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci
Yeah really💀🤣

LesbianDisaster
"Someone broke the pool table"
...
"Someone took a shit on my dad's computer"

Forgotten
Wow I wonder who did that...
@ Gremlin @ HotTopic 👀

Gremlin
Oh shut your mouth🙄

HotTopic
Yeah like who is you again?

Forgotten
...
😐

LesbianDisaster
"But the worst thing is"
He says
"The worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photo of my grandmother, and my parents are freaking out about it."

DisneyPrincess
Oh no!

SomewhatSane
I hope he got those back😕

LesbianDisaster
And I had that thought
That only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have
"D-did I do that?"

TiredOfYourBS
ROSIE🤣💀

LesbianDisaster
I figured "No I wouldn't have done that"
But I was never sure until 2 years later-

MemeQueen👑
☕️✨

MemeKing👑
☕️✨

Insomniac
☕️✨

Arsonist🔥
☕️✨

TiredOfYourBS
☕️✨

MommyIssues
☕️✨

LesbianDisaster
So I'm playing video games with Katie
2 years later, we're in high school by now
We've been playing video games for a couple hours then Katie says to me

TheDemonUnderYourBed
"Hey come here, I wanna show you something😈"

TiredOfYourBS
I-

PrettyBoy
I-

LesbianDisaster
So she takes me into her bedroom
And then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom
Never a good thing to have💀

WineAunt
Is Katie ok-
Nvm don't answer that, She's far from ok!

LesbianDisaster
She shows me a tiny room that is covered wall-to-wall
In stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years💀

Angel
I- Katie-

PrettyBoy
Is it bad that I'm not surprised-

LesbianDisaster
And I said
"Why...."
"Why do you do this...."
And Katie said

TheDemonUnderYourBed
"Because it's the one thing you can't replace😈"

Everyone
KATIE!!!!