A despairing memory (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Fan-fiction)

A traitor's truth (Chapter 4 part 1)

Aoi: Fortune-telling... isn't occult?

Yasuhiro: Of course not! Clairvoyance is clairvoyance! Don't put it in the same category as cattle mutilation!

Aoi: Cattle... What?

Kyoko: He's referring to an urban legend where alies abduct cows and dissect them as part of their research.

Yasuhiro: No...! You're calling it an urban legend!? As a matter of fact, it's true... As a matter of fact, it's happened to me!

Asu: What? So you mean to say your a cow and got abducted by aliens? So are you some kind of aliens that want to eat our brains.

Celeste: Asu, I think the ones that eat brains are Zombies.

Asu: I know, I was being sarcastic.

Yasuhiro: Stop laughing at me. I'll tell you the story. It all happened one day when I went to go get a hamburger... It was a place I'd never been before. They claimed their patties were 100% all beef... So I got a burger to go and headed home. And before long... the sky was fillied with a mysterious blinding light! Some crazy beam came out of nowhere and locked on to my hamburger. And as soon as the beam touched it, the burger started floating in mid-air...!

Asu: Fly high Yasuhiro's burger.

Yasuhiro: And then... Still floating there, the entire burger started coming apart! One part of it just vanished, while the rest fell back into my hand...! Do you realize what that means? It means, the burger wasn't 100% beef! It must've had some pork or something mixed in... Something like seventy percent pork and thirty percent beef, would be my guess. So I stormed back into the burger place and got up in the manager's grill. And they totally admitted it... It WASN'T 100% beef! They totally mixed in ground pork with it! Now do you see! THAT is cattle mutilation!

Makoto: I... kinda got lost halfay through...

Aoi: I can't tell if you're for the occult or against it. You stink of stupidity...

Yasuhiro: I stink of-!? How dare you!?

Aoi: Well, you do stink, though.

Yasuhiro: That's fine!

Aoi: That's fine!?

Makoto: U-Umm... anyway... I hope your prediction turns out to be true...

Yasuhiro: Well, at the very least, *I* won't murder anyone!

Aoi: Me either! I mean, I would never.

Sakura: Me either..

Asu: I won't be killing anyone either.

Celeste: Neither do I.

Kyoko: Nor I.

Makoto: That goes for me too, of course. I could never kill any of my friends!

Sakura: To behonest, I wish Byakuya and Toko were here for this, too.

Aoi: But... they're so hard to deal with. They only think about themselves.

Yasuhiro: Yeah, we're better off without' em, I say...

Makoto was looking at me weird.

Makoto: Um Asu...

Asu: Mmmh?

Makoto: Your blazer is inside out.

I looked at my sleeves. I let a small laugh out.

Asu: I guess that's what a concussion does to you.