A despairing memory (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Fan-fiction)

Boys' life of Despair (Chapter 2 part 1)

We looked around some more and when Makoto took a look at the scan close to the doors. 

Aoi: I guess you need your handbook to get into the locker rooms! 

Makoto: Really...?

Monokuma: Really really!

Makoto, Hina and Fujisaki jumped at the sight of him and Celeste and I stayed still.

Monokuma: If you wanna unlocker the locker room...  you'll have to swipe you personal E-Handbook across the card reader next to the door. However, to ensure maximum security within each locker room... only a boy's handbook can open the boys locker room, and the same goes for the girls! And that's the bottom line!

Aoi: Hmm... but what if someone opens the door, and then someone else sneaks in?

Monokuma: Anyone who commits such indecency will be punished without mercy for their scandalours sexual depravity! See, there's a Gatling gun mounted on the ceiling right? And it'll be all DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA! 

Aoi: I bet it's really hurt to get shot by that thing!

Asu: I think it will be more than just get hurt... 

Fujisaki: Yeah, I think it's going to be a *little* worse than that...

Celeste: But what happens if someone loans their handbook to someone else? A boy could borrow a girl's handbook, and that would get them into the girls locker room, would it not?

Monokuma: Wh-!? That never occurred to me! To think someone could be so low, so cowardly, so devilish! Hmm... Okay, then how's this sound? Time for a new rule! As of this moment, loaning you e-handbook to another student is strictly prohibited. There! So now nobody can give their handbook to anyone else, right? You like that? I'm kind of a genius, right? It's cuz my brain is 100% cotton! 

Celeste: I do not imagine anyone would have lent their handbook out in the first place.  After all, they would likely be held responsible for anything that person might do using the handbook...

Aoi: But ya know, you seem awfully concerned with all this locker room security stuff... 

Monokuma: It's cuz all of you teenagers are sex-crazed maniacs! You're at the age you'd try humping a plastic bottle! So to keep anything unseemly from happening, I have to maintain a rigorous watch! 

Celeste: Then in that case, I would ask you keep the same close eye on our dorms. If some man and some woman decided to share a room, there would be nothing to stop them. 

Monokuma: All I care about is protecting the holy image of the school itself! I don't care what happens in your private dorms! By force or by cunning, do whatever you want! 

Aoi: I hate you so much...

Monokuma: Okay, so the new regulation is now in place! See ya!

He then disappeared again.

Aoi: Maaan, that stupid bear totally ruined my mood! Maybe I'll go take a dip to cheer myself up. Celeste, Chihiro, Asu, you wanna come with me?

Celeste: There is nothing I hate more than getting water on my face. 

Chihiro: Sorry... I'll pass this time.

Asu: I want to keep looking for clues, maybe later.

Aoi: You're right there's so many more things to look for and I'm sure Sakura would like to join us! I'll go swim a bit now but later we can all swim together!