Weirdos stick together. [Lumity Fanfiction AU]

The scroll call. [11 part 3]

"Might.."

"Take a shower first, drink some water, and make sure you dry your hair well. Don't want you getting sick." Boscha said, acting like her mom.

"Can we FaceTime..?"

"Sure, let me call you on my scroll. Viney take your stupid old one back."

"It's one version behind yours! You stupid rich people, you have to pay your brain to work! I hate you and your money.." Viney hissed.

"I pay for your Griffin's needs and that's the respect I get? I hate you and your greediness."

"YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE. EATING MY- ARE THOSE LUZ'S PAWSOME TACOS? BOSCHA THOSE WERE FOR ME!!"

"They're delicious." Boscha said smugly.

Viney screamed, crashing, thuds, shattering, and more screaming ensuing. "S-So we'll have to call you back- VINEY THAT'S NOT HOW BODIES WORK- BYE-" Jerbo hung up.

Luz's scroll poofed away, the witch looking up at Amity. "Hope she's..Uh.. Okay.." Amity mumbled.

They stayed in silence before her scroll popped up right in front of her and played a loud ringtone. They yelped, one falling off the bed. Luz quickly answered her scroll, putting it on speaker and putting it down. "I know it's been 13 seconds, but the issue has been resolved." Jerbo said proudly.

"They're SO good!" Boscha shouted, her munching very loud.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!" Viney shouted, the sound of a cage rattling ensuing.

"Did you put her in a cage-" Amity blurted out, getting back on the bed.

"I put her in a cage."

"How did you-"

"Illusion. She fell for the decoy Boscha."

"I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF I DON'T GET- Ooh Mac and Cheese~ Thanks Barcus!" Viney said cheerfully, the demon in her taking a break.

He barked, pants following it. "Boscha! FaceTime!" Luz whined, holding on to her pillow tightly.

"Oh! Sorry sugar, give me a second. Just gotta get it back from the..Dog.." She muttered.

Viney snarled, the sound of a plate moving with it. "Mine."

"C-Can I get my scroll back..?"

The feral witch growled, Boscha sighing shakily. More screams, cage rattling, threats, and breaking ensued. Jerbo was the one screaming loudly as it happened if you were curious. After a minute of silence, Jerbo hung up and Luz got a FaceTime request from Boscha. "Go away, my Boscha." Luz said, shooing Amity away.

The witch answered it, propping the phone up on a pillow. Boscha shuffled around on her end, the scroll eventually being set still. "Alright, Illusions?"

"Do you want to?"

"Yeah, if you're okay with it."

Luz nodded, drawing a small circle in the air as a light blue puff of smoke surrounded her then eventually faded away. "Dog? Great, I'm a cat this time?"

The witch nodded, her tail wagging swiftly. "You got deer last time! Viney got to be a dog, now it's my turn." Luz stated, her right ear twitching.

"Am I allowed in the call.." Amity mumbled, not being included.

Though Luz said she couldn't be in it, she really wanted to be. "Eh, never seen a human before. Get over here."

Amity crawled on the bed, sitting beside Luz and giving her a gentle nudge. "What do you want to be Amity?"

"Fox..?"

Luz casted another Illusion, Amity's tail thumping on the bed as her ears perked up. "This how you feel everyday?"

"Yep."

"It's weird.."

"Boscha I missed you! I need your undying love!" Luz exclaimed, her tail wagging furiously.

The other witch snorted, her tail wagging slowly. "My undying love isn't infinite, you should be taking a shower missy."

Luz's ears fell back, her tail stopping abruptly. "I tell you I love you and this is the excuse I get? So unfair.." Luz pouted, crossing her arms.

"I'm very confused on the relationship between you two.." Amity mumbled.

"We act like we're dating but we're figuratively sisters, and literally friends."

"Hey you finally got it right! You always said we were literally sisters and figuratively friends!"

"Been practicing a bit." Boscha said, moving the camera a bit. "Viney say hi~"

She hissed before stopping abruptly and waving happily at Luz. "Hey Luzifer!!"

"That's exactly how I expected her to look like." Amity stated. "Boscha, I thought you'd have crimson pink hair but you have a violet like color."

"It's nothing special Luz's mom's hair, wow she needs to change it."

"She's cursed Bo! She can't just change it! You know that!" Luz frowned.

"I know I know, but can't she use spells or the earth version of coloring hair?"

"Dye?"

"Wow that's brutal, you're extremely rude-"

"No that's what we call it- Hair dye- D.Y.E. Dye." Amity clarified.

"Oh, my apologies- That's a freaky word and I hate it-"

"I do too, thought she suggested I kill myself." Luz babbled.

"So, sugar, how's earth been for you now?"

"It's been fine, it's much easier then back home that's for sure."

"Oh?"

"There's no potions, Fenrir chasing, the sports are less deadly, there's easier field trips!" Luz remarked, her tail wagging slowly.

"Field trips? That aren't dangerous? Remember the plant field trip?"

"Mhm! Pretty sure Jerbo's phone is still inside." Luz giggled, her tail picking up the pace.

"Phone? Oh human scroll term. Yeah we went the other day and called his scroll! It vibrated inside of it and he spit it out! Jerbo bring your phone!" Boscha shouted.

The male quickly rushed around the room, sliding over to her and placing his scroll down in front of her. Boscha picked it up, showing the gross, now green, scroll. "Thing barfed it up, got like 7 snails too. Used it to get the plant a meal for the fun of it. Gave us some gross licks and one of the flowers it grows on itself."

"Did you name it?" Luz asked.

"Nah. We couldn't think of any so he's still unnamed. By the way- What happend to your arm?"

'Oh cruddlesticks..'

To be continued.