Middle Earth Mayhem

Radagast is embarrassed

Radagast: (Sledging through the forest) WEEEEEEEE!!!

Saruman: (Epically kung fu chop front-flips in front of Radagast) YO!!!!

Radagast: ARGH!!! (Swerves and gets stuck in a tree) UGH!!! Don't do that!

Saruman: I wanted to banter with you!!

Radagast: Urm... What's this "banter" you speak of?

Saruman: Dat ain't cool!!!

Radagast: Sorry, dude! (Holds out hand for fist bump)

Saruman: (Cringes with uncoolness) JUST-

Radagast: (Looks around) What?

Saruman: You... (Leans in closer and whispers) Yo got a bit of bird doo doo in yo hair!

Radagast: (Goes bright red) This is so embarrassing!!! Why did no one tell me?! (Wipes it off) CONFOUND THESE BIRDS!!!!!!

Saruman: Lol!!! (Rides off an eagle) TO ISENGARD!!!!!

Thanks to parallelamy's sister for this idea!! It was fun to write!