Middle Earth Mayhem

Elk got bling

Thranduil: (Planning the new Middle Earth fashion show) ...and I think Thorin will look amazing in these! (Holds up trousers with bright pink braces)

Galadriel: (Sniggers) I agree!

Thranduil: Not you again! Can I not get some peace and quiet without mad women coming to give us life threatening tasks?!

Galadriel: Nope!

Thranduil: ARGH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Galadriel: Nope!

Thranduil: Why have you come, peasant?

Galadriel: (Death stares) I have come to deliver a dare from greenleafgirl222!

Thranduil: (Sighs) Go on then!

Galadriel: You have to 'bedazzle' your elk's antlers!

Thranduil: Already done!

Galadriel: Really?

Thranduil: Check out ma elk! Elk got bling!

Elk: (Struts in with sparkles and tinsel and necklaces on its antlers and gives a dramatic antler flick) MOOOOOO!!!

Thranduil: Isn't he darling?

Galadriel: Yes... very darling! (Runs away laughing)

Thranduil: (Confused) What?

Lindir: She found it too many lols!

Thranduil: Oh ok! TASTE THE BITTER STING OF MA LOLS!!!!

Lindir: No that's me!

Thranduil: Oh sorry...

Lindir: That's ok! Lol!