Middle Earth Mayhem

Sauron is offended

Sauron: (Drinking tea with Bilbo) What a lovely house you have, little sir!

Bilbo: Why thanks! It's made from MAHOGANY!!!

Sauron: Oooooo! Mahogany! Posh!

Galadriel: HEY!!!!

Sauron: (Spills tea with shock) ARGH!!!! WHAT??!

Galadriel: (Looks around) Oops! Sorry! Wrong peeps! (Flappers away)

Sauron: (Wide eyes) Wat?!

(Gondor)

Boromir: (Reading Faramir's fanfic) I can't believe this! I JUST CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!

Galadriel: (Jumps out) WHAT CANT YOU BELIEVE?!

Boromir: WOAH!!! (Falls off chair backwards) Ow!!! (Rubs head) What do you want?

Galadriel: I have a dare from merryandpippin2!

Boromir: NOOOOO!!!

Galadriel: YEEES!!!

Boromir: NOOOOO!!!

Galadriel: YEEE- Never mind.

Boromir: Okay, so what's the dare?

Galadriel: You have to insult Sauron!

Boromir: No! He'll kill me!! Or worse... (Gazes into distance)

Galadriel: What are you looking at?

Boromir: No idea.

Galadriel: Go on then!!

Boromir: Oh fine... (Walks to Hobbiton)

Sauron: So how did you carve your house from one piece of mahogany? (Drinks tea)

Bilbo: Well, it was pretty easy but hard to explain! I'll have to show you one day!

Sauron: Please do!

Boromir: Hey! You! (Points at Sauron)

Sauron: Me?

Boromir: Yeah you! The one with the stupid mask! How do you even drink tea? You have no mouth!!!

Sauron: (Offended) What?!

Boromir: You heard me, gigantasaurus!!!

Sauron: Why you!!!! (Swipes tea at Boromir)

Bilbo: That my mother's crockery! It's over a hundred years old!!!

Sauron: (Puts down cup) BRING IT ON LITTLE MAN!!!

Boromir: OKAY!!! (Punches Sauron's boot)

Sauron: Weakling, that hurt soooooo much.

Boromir: What did you call me, orc breath?

Sauron: What? (Upset) I don't even breathe! You're SOOO mean! (Runs away crying)

Boromir: That was easy!

Galadriel: That was amazing!

Bilbo: That was mean!

Lindir: That was lol!

Hello everybody! This was for merryandpippin2! Btw! They've started a new book and it's very funny! It's a sort of thing like this bit with loads of different characters from everything! Go check it out! You can leave suggestions for her!

Bye! Thanks!