Middle Earth Mayhem

The coat burglary

Legolas: (Straightening his hair)

Galadriel: HEY!!!!

Legolas: (Flips out and the straighteners burn his nose) ARGH!!!! YOU EVIL LADY!!

Galadriel: I KNOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Legolas: (Rubbing nose) It's not funny! It hurts!!

Galadriel: Awwww! You want me to kiss it better?

Thranduil: I'll be doing that!! Out of my way peasant!!! Awww... Did that mean lady make you hurt yourself?

Legolas: (Nods and cries)

Thranduil: Awwww.. poor baby! (Kisses his nose) All better!

Legolas: (Angelic smile)

Thranduil: (Sashays away)

Galadriel: That's just... weird!

Legolas: I DONT CARE!!! HE LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU!!!

Galadriel: Anyway, I have a dare for you from Faelwyn_Undomiel. Bard's gonna love this!

Legolas: What is it?!

Galadriel: You have to steal Bard's coat!!

Legolas: No!! Not that!!! He'll shoot me!!!

Galadriel: Shoot him first then! Duh!!!

Legolas: (Bursts into tears) BUT HES BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!

Galadriel: Ahahhaa!! I never thought you would ever say that!!

Legolas: Okay... I'll do it!! Deep breaths!!

(Laketown)

Bard: (Machine-gunning Smaug) You will die and stay dead!!!!

Smaug: HAHA!! Missed me!!!

Bard: My coat will blind you, fatty!!!

Smaug: Ugh!!

Legolas: Psst! Smaug!!!

Smaug: Yup?

Legolas: Can you heat the air so Bard has to take his coat off!

Smaug: Okay... (Breaths fire gently)

Bard: Phew! It's getting pretty hot out here!

Smaug: Ikr! But then it's always hot for me... (Sad face)

Bard: Hahaha!!! (Takes off his coat) That's better!

Legolas: (Grabs his coat and runs away) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bard: Oi!!! Get back here, you little elfling!!!

Legolas: NEVER!!!!

Galadriel: Did you get it?

Legolas: Yup!! (Continues running)

Bard: (Runs past holding a machine-gun)

Galadriel: (Sees Fili and Kili) Hey!!! Guys!!! Over here!!!!

Kili: What?

Galadriel: Faelwyn_Undomiel wants to know what you did after you died!!!

Fili: Wait we died?!

Kili: Yeah!! Duh!!! Have you never wondered why we can walk through walls and see through ourselves?!

Fili: Oh I thought I was crazy or something! Hahaha!!

Galadriel: Well? What did you do?

Kili: Had a party!

Fili: (Nods)

Galadriel: Is that it?

Kili: I think so...

Galadriel: Well, I hoped that answered your question!!

Kili: Adios!!!! (Walks through a tree for no reason)