Middle Earth Mayhem

Thranduil's Birthday Partay

(Mirkwood is covered in balloons and all the giant spiders are painted pink)

Bilbo: The forest looked sick before but now... I can't even explain!

Thorin: I know...

Bofur: Thranduil better have some explanation for this!

(The company arrive at the palace and are greeted by elves singing 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard' and Legolas runs out of the gates screaming)

Legolas: STOP DISSING ME!!!! I WAS ONLY TELLING ARAGORN WHAT MY ELF EYES COULD SEE!!!!

Balin: Great start to a party!

Thranduil: Hello, hello. Welcome my (coughs) friends. You always look soooo happy!

Thorin: (looks grumpy) What have you done to Mirkwood?

Thranduil: I knew you'd like it!

Thorin: Yeah...

Thranduil: You... You don't like it?

Dwalin: Now look what you did! You've upset him!

Thranduil: (Runs off crying) I didn't even get my present!

(After Thranduil has calmed down)

Thorin: We got you a present.

Thranduil: Ooooooo!

Bilbo: (Passes Thranduil the present) Here!

Thranduil: (unwraps it) Why... IT'S FABULOUS!!!!! It will make me look even more fabulous!!!!!!!

Smaug: Oh please! Firedrake strength shampoo is by far the best! It keeps my flowing locks golden!

Everyone: Um...

Smaug: What?

Legolas: Lol.

Smaug: You guys are so weird.

Thorin: Smaug, you should never leave your hoard unguarded! Especially after Lord Elrond said that he was going to take back the 'white gems of pure starlight' today!

(Meanwhile in Erebor)

Lindir: Smaugy Smaugy Smaug!!!

Elrond: He left like a day ago! God Lindir!

Lindir: Oh. YOLO!

Elrond: (Grabs all the gems and runs away followed by Lindir and his companions) Hahahahahaaaa!!!!

(Back at Mirkwood)

Smaug: OMG!!! This is soooooo embarrassing! (He flys away)

Everyone: ...

Random elf: Lol!

Legolas: (Stands on the table) I bet no one can beat me at a drinking contest!

Gloin: Bring it on, lassie!

Legolas: (Death stare)

(A few minutes later)

Gloin: (Asleep on the table)

Legolas: Told you so!

Thorin: Thank you for your hospitality but we really must be going now!

Thranduil: Bye then! (Waves)

Elk: Moooooo!!!