Ugh, dwarves!

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Thranduil: (Talking to nobody)

Galadriel: Excuse me? (Pokes him)

Thranduil: (Turns around) Um, I was rehearsing my lines!

Galadriel: Yeah, sure!

Thranduil: I was!!!

Galadriel: Why do you hate dwarves? That's what purehoney101 wanted to ask you.

Thranduil: Oh, another adoring fan, I suppose!!!

Galadriel: Yeah, totally!!

Thranduil: Don't give me your sass!!!

Galadriel: Not this again!!!

Thranduil: Okay, I hate dwarves because...

Galadriel: ...

Thranduil: ... because... They're not FABULOUS!!! Plus they have (Shivers) facial hair!

Galadriel: There's nothing wrong with facial hair!!!!

Thranduil: Why should you care!?!

Galadriel: No reason... (Hides beard behind mask)

Thranduil: Well... okay then!! Have I answered your question?

Galadriel: Yes.

Thranduil: You can go now!

Galadriel: (Backs away)

Thranduil: (Continues talking to nobody)

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