Middle Earth Mayhem

Gollum has a rave

Gollum: (Singing) It's our birthday! It's our birthday! We must find the precious!

Nazgul: SCREEECH!!!!

Gollum: It got us a present? Thanks, precious!

Nazgul: (Hands Gollum a present wrapped with a pink bow) SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH!

Gollum: Okay, okay! It doesn't need to screech!!! (Opens present) What is it, precious? What is it? (Holds up a Walkman)

Starlord: COOL!!!! I HAVE THEM!!!

Gollum: What are they?

Starlord: You listen to music!!! Here! Put them on your head! (Puts them on Gollum's head)

Starlord is the bomb!!!!!! <- That was my friend!

Gollum: ARGH!!! WHAT IS THIS SCREECHING!!!

Starlord: Who's singing? (Listens) HAHAHAHA!!! That's Justin Beiber!!!

Gollum: It's horrible!!!

Nazgul: SCREECH!!!!

Gollum: (Takes them off) Thanks, precious!!

Starlord: You're welcome!!!

Gollum: NOT YOU!!! GET PUT OF MIDDLE EARTH!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY?!

Starlord: STARLORD, MAN!!!

Gollum: GO AWAY!! (Jumps on Starlord) DIE!!!!

Starlord: ARGH!!! (Flys away in his ship)

Gollum: Wow!!! That was annoying!!!!

Nazgul: SCREECH!!

Gollum: Let's listen to some music!! (Starts playing 'Cherrybomb' by the Runaways and starts raving) YEAH!!! (Head banging)

Nazgul: SCREECH!!!!