Middle Earth Mayhem

The company visit the cinema

Warning! Spoilers!

The company are going to watch BOTFA)

Ori: I'm so excited!

Kili: Yeah! It's going to be great!!!

Galadriel: (Running after them) WAIT!!!! I WANT TO COME!!!!

Gandalf: Oh no...

Thorin: Not her again...

Legolas: I want to come too!!!

Bofur: Not that joker!

(At the movie)

Fili: Argh!!! It's going to be great!!!

(Smaug is attacking Laketown)

Gandalf: Well, I missed a heck of a party!

Bilbo: Um... Gandalf? Are you even watching the same film as us?

Gandalf: Yup!

Bilbo: (Looks scared) Okay then...

(Bard is shooting Smaug when Bain appears)

Dwalin: It's that toilet boy!

Balin: Toilet boy?! Is that really what you call him?

(Thranduil comes to Dale)

Legolas: Ugh! My ada is even more annoying in film!!!!

(Bard is trying to negotiate with Thorin)

Fili: BWAHAHAHAAHAHABAAAA!!!! Lol, uncle! Your like and he's like!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Everyone: Shhhhhhh!

(Bilbo is talking with Thranduil and Bard)

Bilbo: That bit where Thranduil accused me of stealing his keys was so awkward!!!!

(The battle begins)

Gandalf: I look awesome!

(Galadriel goes blue and weird)

Galadriel: Is that really what I look like?!

(Fili dies)

Fili: (Spits and chokes on popcorn) I DIE???!!!!

(Kili dies)

Kili: (Spits and chokes on popcorn) I DIE???!!!!

(Azog dies, well, pretends to)

Thorin: (Screams like a girl when Azog's eyes open)

Legolas: Shut up!!!

Thorin: Sorry...

(Thorin dies)

Thorin: That's awkward... I thought I was invicible!!!

Galadriel: Ha lol!

(The end of the movie)

(Everyone is crying their heads off apart from Gandalf who is dying in a fit of laughter)

Bilbo: I'm actually quite scared now!

Gloin: Um... Gandalf? Were you even watching 'the hobbit'?

Gandalf: (Looks up from his tablet that is playing 'The Harry Hill Movie') What did you say?

Gloin: Nothing.