Middle Earth Mayhem

Bilbo's nightmare

Bilbo: (Walking up Hobbiton)

Galadriel: Hey Bilbo. "What would you do if your house was being auctioned again?" says Random_Elf.

Bilbo: Wha... How did you get- I don't know!!! (Walks off)

Galadriel: Well, you're about to find out!

Bilbo: What? (Gets to Bag End and sees hobbits holding an auction) What's going on?!

Hobbit: We thought you were dead!!!

Bilbo: I JUST WENT SHOPPING!!!!! I am not dead!!!!!

Hobbit: Do you have any proof that you are Mr Bilbo Baggins?

Bilbo: Yeah, cos I totally waste all the space in my waistcoat carrying around papers with my name on so I can prove that I AM ME!!!!

Hobbit: Go on then.

Bilbo: That was sarcastic!!!!!

Hobbit: Oh dear. You can't have your house back now!

Bilbo: You will let me in my house or you will PERISH!!!

Hobbit: You what?

Bilbo: ARGH!!! (Charges at the hobbits and has a massive fight)

Hobbits: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!

Smaug: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!

Bilbo: Sorry, mate!!

Smaug: That's alright, chum!!!

Bilbo: Hahaha!

Smaug: Hahaha!

Hobbits: Hahaha!

Bilbo: (Sneaks inside and blocks the door with books. He picks up a chair and shouts out the window) Nanananama!!! You can't get me!!!!

Hobbits: Say WHAT???!!!!

Bilbo: You come in I'll... I'll... I'll hit you with my chair!!!!!

Hobbits: ARGH!! HE HAS GOT A CHAIR!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Bilbo: Hahaha! Good old chair!!!