Middle Earth Mayhem

Time for a makeover

Goblin King: (Singing) Bones will be shattered, necks will be wrung! You'll be beaten and battered, from racks you'll be hung! You will die down here and never be found! Down in the deep of Goblin-Town!

Galadriel: (Breakdancing) Cool song!!!

Gollum: She's a psychopath!!!!

Galadriel: SHOES!!!!!

Gollum: ARGH!!!!

Goblin King: I have some pretty pink ones that would look lovely on you! I grew out of them a bit!

Galadriel: (Nods and takes the shoes) Thank you!

Goblin King: (Bows) You're welcome, my lady!

Galadriel: merryandpippin2 dare you to get a makeover!!! (Whispers) You need one.

Goblin King: (Stands up) WHY YOU LITTLE-

Galadriel: I'll be doing the cursing round these parts!!!

Goblin King: Oh fine... (Sits down again) I think it's time I had a change anyway!!!

Galadriel: Yay!!! I'll get Thranduil!!

(Later)

Thranduil: Okay... so you want a makeover!!??

Goblin King: Yup!

Thranduil: Okie dokie!!! (Puts make-up on the Goblin King)

(Later)

Thranduil: Tah-dah!!!! (Holds up a mirror)

Goblin King: (Starts breathing heavily and frowns)

Thranduil: Well? Is it ok?

Goblin King: UGH!!!! I LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!! ITS HIDEOUS!! GET IT OFF ME!!!! (Dives into an underground lake)

Thranduil: I used up all my foundation on him!!! He was so fat!!!!

Galadriel: I thought he looked awful!

Thranduil: (Goes mental) HEUBCSSHJKNFDSHIBCC!!!! I WASTED MY ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!! I WAS GOING TO STUDY ANCIENT ELVISH WITH LEGOLAS!!!!

(In Mirkwood there is a giant pool party)

Legolas: Imagine if my Ada was here!!! I'd be doing "Ancient elvish" with him right now!!! Thanks merryandpippin2!!

Tauriel: BEST DAY EVER!!! (Cannonballs off an eagle) WEEEEEEE!!!

Elros: (Drunk) I wanna go!!! (Jumps off an eagle and bellyflops) ARGH!!! IM DYING!!!!

Lindir: LOL!!!

Legolas: ARGH!!! RIVENDELL ARENT INVITED!!!!!

Elrond: TOO LATE SUCKERS!!!! (Backflip tuck jump epicly dives into the water)

Thranduil: UGH!!!! LEGOLAS!!! GET HERE NOW!!!

Legolas: Ugh!!! It's ada to spoil the fun!!!

Thranduil: How dare you have a pool party?! Without me!!!!!

Legolas: Sorry, Ada...

Thranduil: That's okay! Now go and enjoy yourself!

Legolas: Wooo!!! Yeah!!! (Jumps in)