Middle Earth Mayhem

The Christmas Party

(The council of Elrond are having a party)

Galadriel: (Drunk) Let them eat cake! Hahahahaha!

Elrond: (Face-palms) We shouldn't have let her have so much wine!

Gandalf: She'll be fast asleep in a minute!

Galadriel: I'm not tired! I'm never going to bed!

Saruman: Ok...

(A minute later)

Galadriel: (Snoring)

Gandalf: Told you!

Elrond: It's time for... (Jumps on the table) KARAOKE!!!

Saruman: I'm leaving... (Walks off)

Gandalf: I'm not good at singing.

Lindir: Did somebody say 'singing'?

Gandalf: Yes, my friend.

Lindir: Can I join?

Elrond: Of course! The more the merrier!

Gandalf: Indeed!

Lindir and Elrond: (Sing 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard)

Gandalf: (Clapping) Bravo! Bravo! I must be getting home now!

Elrond: Ok! Great to see you!

Lindir: (Starts singing 'Wrecking Orc')

Elrond: (Joins Lindir)