Middle Earth Mayhem

Grima stalks Aragorn

(Aragorn is doing the laundry when he feels a presence)

Aragorn: (Looks up) Who's there?

(No answer)

(Later at the market)

Aragorn: Can I have these please? Thanks!

(Evil laughter only he can hear)

Aragorn: What the???

(Later at home)

Eowen : How was your day?

Aragorn: I think someone's stalking me!

Eowen: What? Again?

Aragorn: What do you mean, again?

Eowen: Nothing... (Evil laugh)

Aragorn: Ok...

(Creepy whispering)

Aragorn: Can you hear that?

Eowen: Hear what?

Arwen: (Bursts through the door) NO CONTACT WITH MY MAN!!!!!!

Eowen: ARGH! NOT AGAIN!!!! (Runs away)

Aragorn: COME OUT!!!

Grima: HOWDY PARTYNOR!!!! (Jumps out)

Aragorn: What the???

Arwen: LOL!

Aragorn: Where's Lindir? He always says lol! Oh well!

Lindir: (Crashes through the ceiling) LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!