Middle Earth Mayhem

Kili feels intimidated

Galadriel: KILI!!!

Kili: (Screams) ARGH!!! I don't want to be dared!!!

Galadriel: No! I have a question from sara_1270.

Kili: Oh gosh! Is it life threatening?

Galadriel: It's just a question... sara_1270 asked "What about Tauriel attracted you?"

Kili: She's just so pretty and awesome and she's got a wicked sense of humour and she saved my life and she's just so cool!!!

Tauriel: Hey, watcha talking about?

Galadriel: You. He's telling the world what was attractive about you.

Tauriel: Oh really, go on then...

Kili: Um... (Blushes) I wasn't talking about you... I was talking about... Arwen!

Tauriel: WHAT?!

Kili: Yeah, Arwen!!

Arwen: Awwwwww... Thanks, stranger!

Galadriel: Awkward!

Orc: Orcward, don't you mean?

Galadriel: Just... no. Okey dokey!! Kili you can go now. TAURIEL!!!!

Tauriel: Yup?

Galadriel: Doctor_Space asked you "What do you see in Kili?"

Tauriel: Well, he's a skilled archer and he's handsome!

Galadriel: (Starts daydreaming) I agree...

Tauriel: HE'S MINE!!!! MY OWN, MY PRECIOUSSSS!!! (Starts clawing Galadriel)

Galadriel: (Hisses and scratches her)

Arwen: Okay... this is weird!! I'm just gonna go and find Aragorn! (Runs off)