Middle Earth Mayhem

Where are they taking the hobbits?

Legolas: (Walking home)

Sauron: Hey Legolas! Where are they taking the hobbits?! (Bursts out laughing)

Legolas: Shut up! (Keeps walking)

Spiders: (Whispering) The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard!

Legolas: (Keeps walking feeling sad)

(At home)

Thranduil: Legolas, you look sad!

Legolas: Everyone's annoying me!

Thranduil: Awwww! Poor baby boo!!! What are they saying?

Legolas: More like what are they singing...

Thranduil: (Tilts his head)

Legolas: (Sighs) They keep singing 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard'... (Looks up)

Thranduil: (Wearing sunglasses singing and dancing to 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard')

Legolas: (Starts hitting his dad) YOU!!! ARE!!! SO!!! EMBARRASSING!!!

Thranduil: What was that?

Legolas: ARGH!!! (Storms out)

Legolas: (Is shooting cabbages in anger)

Aragorn: Legolas! Why are you shooting lettuces?

Legolas: THEY'RE CABBAGES!!!!!!

Aragorn: WOAH!!! Keep your wig on!!

Legolas: (Stroking his hair) It's not a wig!!!

Aragorn: Ok then...

Legolas: What do you want?

Aragorn: You'll never guess what... THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Legolas: (Shoots an arrow at Aragorn)

Pippin: (Throws a mushroom in front of the arrow)

Mushroom: (In slow motion gets shot) NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Legolas: (Screams) ARGH!!!! A talking mushroom!!! (Runs away)

Aragorn: Thanks Pip!!

Pippin: (Crying over the dead mushroom) NOOOOO!!!! WHY!???? WHY???!!!

Aragorn: (Backs away slowly) He's crazy...

Saruman: Yo, pepol!!!! Saruman is in da house!!! (Walks away) Trolololololololololololo!!!!

Galadriel: (Drunk) I love (Hiccup) that song!!! (Starts dancing)