#1 in humor on 24.01.2018
Picture this-
You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.
One day you are standing near the window of your room and what...
"Sasura humra dimaag kharab karke rakha hai iss chore ne...kya kare hum iska?" I heard the police man yell.
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"Tum log yeh acha nahi kar rahe ho! Tum log jante nahi ho main kon hu...!!!!" I exclaimed.
"Kon hai tu bata! Aaj toh bata hi de...! Bolna!" He came towards my cell.
"Manik...Manik Malhotra!" I said with a smirk.
"Maniya...kya?" He gave me a are-you-gone-nuts look.
"Maniya nahi...manik!!! M-A-N-I-K" i yelled from my cell.
"Dekh maniya hai ya Manik mujhe koi farak nahi padta hai! Aur agar tune chilana band nahi kiya toh main tumhari punishment bada dunga...assault ke sath chori ke liye bhi saja milegi." He said and my jaw touched the ground.
"Maine koi chori nahi ki hai! Proof dikhao!! Main kya shakal se tumhe chor dikhta ho!"
"Shakal ki toh tum bat hi nah karo!" Yeh! Isse dekh ke batao isne kya kiya hoga?"
"Chori?" I guessed. He looked pretty well to do.
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"Murder kiya hai isne...daalu isse tere sath. Tere bhi kaam idar hi katm kar dega..shakal ki baat karta hai." i took few steps behind and sat in a corner.
Hey bhagwan mujhe utha le.😢
"Psssttttt"
"Pssstttt..." i raised my head to see a man gazing right at me.
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