#1 in humor on 24.01.2018
Picture this-
You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.
One day you are standing near the window of your room and what...
"jo tune kiya hai na, uske hisab se bohot kam mara! Fenil ko pata chala na pata nahi mera kya haal karegi!!" Aryman exclaimed and began sobbing.
Itna darta hai fenil se??!!!😂😂😂😂
"Main usko kuch nahi bolne wala. Jo samjana hai tumlog hi samjana!" He said
"Fenil ko badmeh samjana...manik abhi tu nandini ko dekh!" Cabir nudged me and pointed towards nandini who was busy with mukti and was completing ignoring my presence.
"Umm...main jao?" I pointed out at myself unsure of what to do!
"Nahi nahi! Tu mat ja..." cabir said and i relaxed.
"aur shaam ko dadi ke jane ke bad tyar hojana!" He said and settled down on the couch.
"Party hai kya?kyun tyar hona hai?" I scrunched my eyebrow in confusion.
"party hi toh hai! Teri breakup party!" He said with a wide smile.
"Yeah! Muku aaj bahar ka khana khane ko milega!!!" He rubbed his hands in excitement and i looked at him in horror.
"B....Break what???" I asked still in shock.
"Break up....u know matlab do dilo ka tut na... B.R.E.A.K.U.P!!" he spelled the word as if i was too dumb to understand.
"Aree woh mujhe samja!!"
"Toh poocha kyun?" He gave me a duh look and resumed dreaming about his food..
Chamsish ko manana padega!
I moved closer to her and signalled mukti to go.
"nandini!!" I went closer and sat besides her.
She didn't answered just shifted away...
"Nandini..." i coated my words with dairy milk!!!
Ab toh man ja yaarrr...
"Nandu baby!!" I called her again...
She gave me a disgusting look...
"Chasmish sunno na!!" I nudged her...
"Stay away!" She growled.
"Nandini....!! Sunno na i am sorry!!" I held my ears and she looked at me in horror...
"Wht did u just say??? Come again"
Bechari abhi bhi sadhmeh meh hai...u know shock! 'Kahi kartch nahi yala' (she isn't able to understand anything!')
"I said i am sholllllluyyyyyy!!!" I said and nandini express began...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Kya? Sorry *chuckle* apni gf ka breakup karwaya phir tumhari dadi ne uska patch up karwa diya...ab kya shadi karaoge meri??? Wht the hell is wrong with you manik aryaman meri bestie ka bf hai mera friend and tumhe koi farak nahi padta ki mujhe koi kisi aur ki bulaye?? Hah!! Oh wait you are tired of me aren't you?? Tum na ho hi aise mujhe pehele kyun nahi pata chala yaar....khaha fas gayi!!! U want to break-" she was cut as i quickly picked her up and moved out of the house to avoid dadi getting suspicious...
![My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/103895694-64-k279733.jpg)