My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

▪ 19. BREAK-UP NO. 100! ▪

Next day in the evening everyone gathered at my place for chilling.

"We should totally enroll in Khatroh Ke Khiladi." Cabir said making me roll my eyes.

"You guys scared us so much." Mukti said worried. I hugged her giving her assurance that I was safe now.

The whole conversation blured when Nandini entered.

I just kept stealing glances at Chashmish.

She is so beautiful.

"Bhai, Alya and dhruv kaha hai?" Mukti asked.

"You mean baby and uska baba blacksheep.. Hahahha" Cabir said and himself started laughing followed by others.

Yeh nahi sudrega!

"I have no idea! "

When suddenly everyone's phone buzzed.

Dhruv - Emergency!

We all looked at each other confused and then rushed at dhruv's house.

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"Kya loge tum log chai, coffee , cold drink? " dhruv asked casually.

I thought koi emergency hai.

We all looked at him as if he has grown two heads.

"lagta hai pagal hogaya hai." Mukti whispered.

"Alya ke sath he na yeh toh hona hi tha!" Cabir said sadly and I punched his arm.

"ummm.... We will take coffee" I said and everyone nodded.

"Coffee powder nahi hai!" Dhruv said.

"Toh chai deh." Mukti said while fidgeting with her phone.

"Milk is over!"

"Cold drink?" Chashmish asked not being sure of the answer.

"Expired hogayi."

"Paani bhi chalega." I said trying not to extend the topic anymore.

"Thanda ya garam? " he asked.

"Thanda." Mukti said.

"Nahi hai." came the answer again.

"Abe oh garib! jab tere ghar peh kuch hai hi nahi toh pooch kyun raha hai!!" Cabir shouted in irritation.

"Meri ma ne sikhaya hai ki jab koi ghar aata hai toh usse pehele chai pani poochte hai. I have manners." Dhruv said shrugging his shoulders.

"Iske manners  ki toh-" cabir said banging his fist on the table indicating he was super frustrated with dhruv's talks and got up to hit him when chasmish grabbed everyone's attention.

"GUYS chai pani chodo I think we are here for some emergency!"

"hah Dhruv kya hua?" Mukti asked and then

Dhruv started crying!! 😭😭😭

"Dhruv kya hua bata mujhe." Mukti and Chashmish tried to console him.

"Woh-h alya-a..." he trailed off in between and cried louder.

"Hey bhagwan! Yeh tune kya kiya... Meri alyaaaaa. Yeh nahi ho sakta. " Mukti started crying while chashmish palmed her mouth.

"Mukti now why are you crying baccha?" I asked  confused.

"Hey maa mata di!!! 🙉🙉🙉meri behen jesi alya ab iss duniya meh nahi rahi!!! Yeh kya kiya tune bhagwaan." Cabir said and started crying.

I was too shocked to react.

Dhruv shot his head up and shouted, "Guys meri Alya ko kuch nahi hua hai! She is alive."

Everyone sighed in relief!

"Tu Pagal hai kya? Itna suspense aur drama kyun create kar raha hai bata na sede sede kya hua warna teri toh-" cabir said bursting out.

"Woh alya aur mera break up ho gaya hai." he managed to speak between his sobs due to cabir's threat.

"Aisa bol na pagale." Cabir said relaxing and sat back in his seat comfortably stretching his hands and legs.

Mukti and I followed Cabir and sat down calmed and relaxed while chashmish stood there shocked by our actions.

"Guys why are you all so relaxed. Dhruv just said he and Alya broke up!"

"Inka roz ka hai!" Mukti said.

"Matlab?" she asked confused.

"Every month they both break up and then within two days they are back together don't worry come join us... "  Mukti said patting the empty space besides her.

"Guys I am serious!" dhruv said and looked at us with teary eyes.

"We know how serious your breakups are!" Cabir spoke.

"Tumhe pata hai ek bar toh alya ne dhruv se break up karliya tha kyon ki dhruv ne alya ke sandwich meh sauce ke jagh peanut butter dal diya tha hahahahha!"  cabir completed and bursted out laughing.

That break up was really epic!

Itna drama kiya tha Alya ne. She toh even considered dhruv a criminal for replacing sauce with peanut butter. She even said he didn't do justice with her sauce. Poor dhruv!! 😂😂

"Ab break up kyun hua?" Mukti asked

"woh-h meh na mere favourite gaane pe dance kar raha tha tab Alya apne koi friend ke sath ayi. Usne mujhe dekha aur mujhse break up kar liya." he said his side of story, sadly.

"Dance karne meh kya burai hai." Mukti asked.

"Tu konse gane par dance kar raha tha!" Cabir asked suspiciously.

"woh-h ummm.... zara-a zara  touch me touch me touch me!" he completed and we all started laughing like maniacs. 

Cabir toh hasta hasta floor pe gir gaya!!! 😂😂😂

"Huh? Yeh hai tera favorite gana? Zara mujhe bhi dance karke bata nah..." Cabir asked after calming himself down

"What guys mujhe Katrina kaif bohot pasand hai!" he said defending himself.

"Okay break up number? Matlab kitne huye hai I toh have lost the count. " Cabir asked and then got lost counting the numbers of break ups.

"Break up number 100" he completed and started crying.

"Isne toh century mar di..hehhehehehe" Cabir and Mukti began laughing, again.

"kaise kar leta hai tu hah? I mean 100, meh toh ek nahi sambhal paya." Cabir said remembering his extraordinary break up.

" Cabir sabke bas ki baath nahi hoti, talent lagta hai talent! " I said teasing dhruv.

"Tum log bohot gande ho!" he said and hugged chashmish who was the only one supporting him while we three were shamelessly busy laughing at his so called serious problem.

"Nandu tum help karogi na?" he asked with some hope in his eyes.

"hah!" she said with a small smile

She was so nice.

"Isse na hum suicide ke liye railway track par le jayenge bohot maja aayega!" Cabir said rubbing his hands with a evil smirk plastered on his face.

While dhruv's eyes widen in shock and fear.

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Break up hogaya dhruv ka😂😂

What do u prefer sauce ya peanut butter?? 😂😂😂

What do u think nandu ka plan kya hoga?

What do u think about dhruv's fav song??  😂😂

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