bts scenarios

BTS Picking up Chicks

Interviewer: so BTS, how do you guys pick up chicks? Any cheesy pick up lines you'd like to share?

Jin: gurl do you like japanese food

Jin: because you look like a wasabitch

Jungkook: oh man holy shit

Rapmon: hyung thats not how you do it

Jin: well can your saggy ass do any better huh

Rapmon: *licks lips seductively*

Rapmon: tHERES A RIBBON IN THE

Suga: ok who's next

J-hope: *screeching*

Jungkook: my ears. they're bleeding

Interview: how about you, Jungkook-ssi? How do you get the ladies?

Jungkook: haha sorry i dont speak english

Rapmon: this is a korean interview

Jungkook: i.. d o not... sPeak engli sh

Jimin: *strips off his shirt*

Jimin: woah i kinda stink heuhuehuHEEHhehe

Suga: aND that concludes this segment you nasty fucks there is no way any of you are ever gonna get a girlfriend

Suga: wait taehyung wtf

V: *holding a baby chick in his hand* well I usually pick them up with two hands but depending on the availability of your other hand you might prefer to pick it up with just one but I feel that it's safer for the chick to be securely held in two hands but it's really all up to you

BTS: ..

V: :)))))

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whaaat is thisisssss haha