bts scenarios

Jimin When He Hits on You

Jimin: hey girl

You: oh hey Jimin-

Jimin: call me oppa

You: um-

Jimin: you feel it too, right? our connection

You: what has gotten into you

Jimin: you, baby cakez. you're my world.

You: what are you even talking about jimin

Jimin: you and i. we were destined. *flashes his abs and starts singing no more dream*

You: jimin pull your shirt down

Jimin: why? stop trying to ignore perfection

You: why are you hitting on me

Jimin: every girl in the world should be loved

You: did someone tell you to do this

Jimin: only god

You: really. god told you to sexually harass me

Jimin: it's not harassment when you like it

You: who says i like it

Jimin: i can see it in your eyes. you want me

You: *silence*

Jimin: stop trying to hide it *starts doing intense aegyo*

You: oHmy godD jimin

Jimin: is nothing really working you're hopeless

You: nO jimin that was soOOO hot *pulls him into a closet*

*5 minutes later*

Jungkook: what was that noise

Jimin: what noise

Jungkook: in the closet

You: jimin and i were having an intellectual discussion

Jungkook: i want to have an intellectual discussion too

You: no you dont

Jungkook: why

You: only grown ups have intellectual conversations

Jungkook: it didn't sound that intellectual

Jimin: ugh middle school fucktard