bts scenarios

Jimin's Adventure

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*Min Suga lays on his 10 ft Persian couch as J-hope massages his feet and V fans him with a feather*

Suga: its so nice to get a day off and relax

V: yea hyung you’ve been working really hard lately

J-hope: what are u talking about, he’s been laying there like that for a week

Suga: quiET, I need quiet

Jin: well that’s too bad princess, this is the room with the nicest mirror so you’re gonna have to listen to me talking to myself

Suga: *snaps his fingers* taehyung

V: im on it

*Taehyung picks up a screaming and struggling jin off the ground and carries him out of the room*

Rapmon: where is he taking him

Suga: the dungeons where he can join all the other slaves

Rapmon: u mean jungkook

Suga: and sometimes jimin

Jimin: did someone say my name ??

Suga: uhhHH

Jimin: hello, i can see you are not busy

Suga: actually I am, im really busy

Jimin: yea….you’re busy being glorious

Suga: ok fine you can come in. but dont bother me jimin, im trying to have a peaceful moment ok

Jimin: the world is never truly at peace

Suga: wha-

Jimin: there will always be tears. always be pain

Suga: can you shuT up

Jimin: these wars are everlasting

Suga: ok you know what, jimin, come here

Jimin: yes hyung

Suga: I have a misson for you

Jimin: yes hyung, anything

Suga: it seems hoseok is running out of lotion for my feet, go away and get me more

Jimin: wOw…..thank u for giving me a task of such importance

Suga: take taehyung with you. and be very careful, anything could go wrong

*at the store*

Jimin: ok taehyung, yoongi hyung only uses a very special kind of lotion. Its located in the most sacred part of the store

V: ooooo where

Jimin: skin care

V: ahhh *heads towards the skin care section*

Jimin: omg STOP! You can’t just walk right in. jeez haven’t you ever bought high class lotion before? there is a specific and proper process.

V: ummmm

Jimin: this product is limited edition and in high demand. There will be others who want it….they’re probably here with us right now…

V: so what should we do

Jimin: we need to get the whole stock for hyung. walk slowly…don’t look suspicious.

V: how would they know we’re after the lotion
Jimin:are u kidding, anyone could tell what we came for by our radiant skin

V: jimin….is that it

Jimin: dOn’t look directly at it

V: sorry sorry, the thrill of this mission is just making me nervous

Jimin: *panting* its ok its ok I’m getting an adrenaline rush also….which will be perfect to snatch that lotion

With his powerful thighs, he runs at the speed of light to get to the lotion. He reaches out but….another hand is already there

Jimin: jin!!!

Jin: jhahahAH you thought I was gonna let tht bitch yoongi get all the good lotion? Hell nO, my skin is much more important

Jimin: jin, you don’t wanna do this. Give me back the lotion

Jin: o really what are u gonna do hhAHAHA-

*Jimin suddenly does a triple backflip and knocks jin out*

Jimin: *blows on his fist* sorry hyung, had to be done

V: …..jimin, that was majestic. I’ve never been so turned on in my life

Jimin: that’s what happens when you’re rolling with ziimmiiiinnnnnn

V: whoa I think his lips are swollen

V and jimin: …..haHAHAHAAHAHHHAHH

Jimin: vgood one taehyung, come on lets go pay for this lotion and deliver it to our master

*Back at suga’s pimphouse*

Suga: ah, you have returned

Jimin: yUp…we ran into some trouble but…nothing we couldn’t handle

Suga: you are a brave and courageous one park jimin, more worthy than any of my other slaves

J-hope: literally all he did was get you lotion

Suga: and all you do, foolish one, is complain

J-hope: and rub your dryass