bts scenarios

BTS Camping

cr. raspberryninjas

Rapmon: ok Yoongi where do we go now

Yoongi: uh left idk

Rapmon: what do you mean "idk" are we lost

Yoongi: you're the one with the map

Rapmon: what ma- YOONGI THESE ARE MY MIXTAPE LYRICS IVE BEEN READING IT FOR THE PAST FIFTEEN MINUTES

Yoongi: damn well your raps are so bad they made us lost this is your fault Namjoon

Jin: hey you hip hop worshipping idiots you better get me out of here I need a place with at least a toilet

V: it's ok Jin you can poo in the river like the elegant deers do

Jin: do I look like fucking Bambi to you

V: ...

Jin: don't answer that

JHope: idk about you guys I like nature the nature the forest wind feels great against my mane

Rapmon: whatever lets just set up camp here or whatever we'll figure this out tomorrow

Suga: I'll get the fire going the rest of you hoes can do everything else

Jimin: YEAH CAMPFIRES C-A-M-P F-I-R-E SONG

Suga: nae domein dopeman.com maikeuro yeoreot honnaetji eonhaengeun jokswae gateo nae joemyeongeun hyeoro pokhaeng sinangsimi gadeukhan deoge neon taesaengbuteo geomna motae

JHope: Yoongi what the fuck are you doing

Suga: I'm rapping duh it'll infire the branches to burn and make a fire

Jin: oh my god you all are a bunch of idiots give me the lighter Jimin

Suga: you know what fine take the easy way out whatever

V: OOOHHH campfire let's tell ghost stories

JHope: on a full moon I turn into a horse

V: wow that's actually terrifying please don't share a tent with me tonight

Jungkook: that's baby shit lemme tell you old farts a real scary story

Jungkook: once there was a really good lookin boy that was good at everything but he was stalked by a weird short body builder the end

Jimin: Kookie why

Rapmon: hey guys I caught some fish for y'all to eat I'll cook it for you

Rapmon: *starts forest fire*