BTS at the Movies

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Jin : kids we’ve arrived at the movies

V : to watch a movie??

Jin : no taehyung to search for oatmeal recipes

Rapmon : what do yall wanna watch?

Jimin : insurgent?? duh??

J-Hope : ew no i vote legend of a rabbit

Jungkook : r u crazy we’re full grown men we aint watching some stupid one and a half hour movie of an animated rabbit whos the hero of ancient china

Rapmon : jungkook…..

Jungkook : yeah?

Rapmon : I KNOW U SECRETLY WANT TO WATCH THAT MOVIE U WATCHED THE TRAILER DIDNT U U FAKE BITCH-

Jungkook : *pulls namjoon close and whispers into his ear* namjoon we can download that shit on netflix how would the netizens react to seven men walking into a theater to watch a bunch of animated bunnies

Rapmon : ok

V : horror guys??

Jimin & J-Hope : no taehyung shut up

Jin : lets just let yoongi choose since his birthday just passed

Suga : yoongi is here and i choose-

Jimin : hECK YES IM SURE YOONGI GONNA CHOOSE SOMETHING COOL SINCE HES SWAG-

Suga : cinderella fuck yall

Jimin : r u srs

Suga : im the birthday boy so i get to choose

Rapmon : well better than a colony of rabbits ill go buy the tickets yall grab the snacks ill snack on hoseoks chicken nuggets

Bangtan : ok

Cashier : what can i get u guys

Jin : a hotdog for me what do u guys wanna eat

Jimin : fries

J-Hope : chicken nuggets. 24 pieces.

Suga : sharin cheese popcorn with jungkook

Jin : alright how bought u taehyung

V : ...

: ...

Cashier : sir when r u gonna stop staring at our menu we have only 6 items on it

Jin : dont mind him even if he stares at it for 2 hours he’ll end up choosing the same thing hes been choosing for the past 3 years. kiddie meal for the young boy thx

and bangtan enters the theater and half an hour later

V : /whispers/ yoongi

Suga : yes

V : i have to pee

Suga : so

V : accompany me??

Suga : u a 20 year old man and u need me to hold ur hand to the urinals whats wrong with u kim taehyung u truly inspire my inner serial killer

V : pls pls psl spls sp spalspPLS SPLSPSS

Suga : no taehyung ill fucking pull out ur bladder and throw it out the window so it can soar into the cold winter air lets see if u still feel like peeing

V : U DONT UDNERTSAND

Suga : DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT

V : IM LEAKING YOONGI IM LEAKING I WONT MAKE IT

Suga : k fine lets go

V : heck yeah

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