Dylan Ryder's Foolproof Guide to Womanizing
1. Never fall in love
2. Never fall for your boy's girl.
3. Girlfriends are unwanted baggage, avoid them
4. Abide by the three most important rules
5. Alcohol is NOT a stimulant.
6. Lingerie is not essential but is always encouraged and appreciated.
7. A Trademark smirk is essential
8. Storming out is never an option
9. Always be the one to end the call.
10. Never let your true emotions show
11. No matter how 'girly' it seems, beauty sleep is truly essential.
12. Caution: bitches are trouble.
13. Sometimes it's better to admit defeat (in times when you don't think this applies refer to rule# 24).
14. Avoid getting personal
15. You make your own rules - you are no ones robot.
16. Never Stay the Night*
- gives the wrong impression
17. Stay out of peoples personal lives
18. When the girl's taken, don't make it look like you were even trying.
19. When girls are being girls, remember your boy's always got your back.
20. Staying around for explanations is pointless. Don't do it!
21. Murdering the competition is out of the question unless you fancy going to jail.
22. Chicks in glasses are a turn on, think office sex
23. Only in rare circumstances must you try new angles. (For reasons why refer to rule#24)
24. It's never game over, till you say it is.
25. Abide by all rules at all times.
26. A player (former or current) is allowed to have a happy ending...
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Dylan Ryder's FoolProof Guide to Womanizing
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