𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘, 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖒𝖊 || ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴄ

𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐭.𝟐

my motivation just disappeared and I haven't written a single word of any oneshot i'm working on so you get this as an apology

dew

-"oh man i am hunger"

-"great vegeina bawlz"

aether

-"brb choking on balls"

-"I am your mother and I say no cocaine shark from florida"

rain

-"i wish my mom put me in the microwave"

-"fuck you im eating soft tacos with my cocaine shark"

swiss

-"sometimes you have to sodomize the sodomizer"

-"TIME FOR PENTAGRAMS, PRIDE FLAGS, AND ANAL PENETRATION!!!"

mountain

-"I diagnose you with e coli and you have 10 seconds till it softly fucks your colon"

-"the fetus isn't done cooking"

phantom

-"i think my skeleton is trying to escape"

-"free condom without the condom"

cirrus

-"petition to make toyotathon a global holiday"

-"BASH HIS HEAD WITH A ROCK HUNGER GAMES STYLE"

cumulus

-"stop giving out free porn"

-"a saxophone for your troubles"

sunshine

-"im geographically challenged please tell me that France is actually a country and not a weird place my mind dreamt up"

-"im gonna pick him up and swing him around like those sticky hands"

aurora

-"asthma frog"

-"i love reading smut while listening to the most gut wrenching depressing music ever. adds to the experience :D"

also im considering actually posting the first few chapters of that one ghost fic i was talking about with the tcfsr plot. once i finish the chapter im working on i might. idk though. anyway more oneshots coming soon