𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘, 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖒𝖊 || ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴄ

(𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞) 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥

just some ghoul shenanagins 

merry (not late what r u talking about) crisis guys 🤪😍😋😘🤩🤗😚

there isn't even coherrent anything here its just word dump

"T'was the night before christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Not even– Satanas is Dew eating gift wrap again?!"

-Cirrus, December 2023

Dear Santa,

I have been so incredibly good this year don't even listen to the others. They are liars. Anyway, I want 1 Fender Stratocaster, 15 Cool rocks, a pack of juice boxes, a killer blowjob, and 1 (one) bar of soap.

Sincerely, Dewdrop

Dear Santa,

Please do not get Dew anything he asks for because that fucker tried to set all my teabags on fire. He is evil. 

Sincerely, Cumulus ❤️

Aether dresses up as Santa and Phantom quite literally loses his shit because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA IS HERE!?!?!?!

Swiss please control your bat he wont leave Santa alone and Aurora is getting impatient. 

ok but imagine this, christmas vacation type situation with a squirrel in the tree (except its not a squirrel its mountain and he wont come out) ((if you ask if he's stuck, he will say no)) (((he's lying)))

suddenly he jumps out of the tree because something oved and oh theres actually a squirrel in there and now all the ornaments are on the ground and someone is screaming and oh my god aurora just passed out.

swiss and aether come out dressing in like hockey gear or some shit and smack the squirrel with hand towels and swiss is screaming like a girl and phantom is crying and dew has ran off with the squirrel in his mouth. 

sunny and lus watching halmark movies and rain walks in and is now invested and refuses to have a normal christmas now because it has to be the plot of one of those movies or else he will go into the lake and never come back

save me zephrit giftgiving

zephrit giftgiving

zephrit giftgiving save me

head empty just ifrit giving zeph little pieces of glass that he melted himself and turning into little keychains and theyre all heart shaped except for one suspiciously shaped one (ifrit swears it was just messed up) ((he's lying))

and and and zephy giving ifrit a bunch of little origami flowers and stars in a little jar with hearts drawn all over them and ifrit swears he's not crying 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

your honor they are in Love

sorry this is so shitty i had to get it all out of my head lmao

anyway my so incredibly not late gifts for u are all the unfinished little oneshots i have in my drafts that might get posted later if i finish them all ❤️❤️❤️❤️