𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜

Spanish-all (platonic)

"Callate." DD says in the most white washed Spanish accent ever.

"Was that Spanish?" I say laughing. "Gordo no puede hablar español." I say absolutely dying, falling off the couch and everything.

"Those the only words he know." Ddot say laughing along wit me.

"Y'all wrong as fuck for that." Notti says trying not to laugh. "But I couldn't relate." Notti says finally breaking.

"Wait wait wait, say 'yo como culo'." I say standing up as DD does.

"Yo como culo." DD says slowly.

"I love you DD but damn your horrible at Spanish." Notti says laughing.

"Mane fuck y'all." He says walking upstairs mad ig.

I started feeling bad ngl so I had to stop laughing😔 "DD I'm sorry." I say running upstairs after him. "I was jus joking." I say walking into the room.

"But that shit wasn't funny." He said looking up at me.

"It wasn't funny when you told everyone I said Jay was fine and embarrassed me but I forgave you." I say laying down next to him. "I'm sorry DD. I'm so sorry." I say laying starfish on his bed jus to annoy him.

"It's ok I guess." He says rolling his eyes.

"You zesty." I say starting to laugh making him push me. "Ok I'm sorry, I'll stop." I say hugging him. "I promise David."

"Yo the gov is federal."