Chapter 45 - Teddy bears with glocks!

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I stared up at the mouth of the cave, and the memory of my first dungeon came into mind. Which only made me shutter. I barely survived the shrapnel that psycho Arrow blasted off from that golem.

"I'm stronger now though, this shouldn't be that hard, right?" I chuckled. 

….

"They're just teddy bears! Go in there and finish them off!" Arrow yelled from the ground below. 

"Those teddy bears are holding Glock forties, sideways! I'm not dealing with that!" I roared.

I flew above the teddy's heads on my winged boots and just barely dodged their wild gun fire. It finally occurred to me, I am completely defenseless without a team! Can't just snipe in the back! Or send Max and Rushon in! This is seriously a drag!

The cave's walls shined rather bright, making it feel like it was daytime inside the caverns. Which, I hoped, tricked my brain enough to think it was daytime. Even though it was past two in the morning. Upon the bright orange cavern walls, there was this weird pink fungus on the wall that was producing these teddy bears. They were only four feet tall, but they had enough muscle apparently to handle a glock!

I finally managed to fly behind a pillar in the middle of the room, I stayed floating on with the boots and ran my fingers over the smooth pillars. Upon reading the cave, I could feel an odd pressure coming from the fungus. It definitely was a fungus, but there was something odd about it. Like a type of swirling coming from inside it. Great, so I don't know what the hell that is down there. It's being guarded by teddy bears, and those bears materialize with guns. 

"Modern dungeons suck.."

So, I have to use one of my sun arrows and blow up the gunk. That's the primary objective. In order to accomplish that, I'll need to distract and or blind the bears long enough to land my shot. I reached into my pouch that was hooked behind me and grabbed some dirt. 

What should I make? If the teddy's count as a fungus, should I make a parasitic plant?  Wait! Fungus, that's it. The perfect distraction! I poured my energy into the soil and created some fungi, but not just any fungi. I created Puffball mushrooms, doing the best I could to evolve them. They were only the size of baseballs and I had about ten, I'd count that as good enough.

I spun around from the pillar and boosted off, urging my boots to go as fast as possible. Before those stupid Teddiursa knew what hit him, I dropped the fungi as I flew past them. Then I quickly spun around and blasted the mushrooms with a sun blast from my fingertips. Immediately making the mushroom's explode into a huge cloud of black dust. Then I turned to the Build a bear fungus and took out my arrows, only to be greeted by a bear holding out his gun toward me.

Just when I thought it was all over, A dark green blade popped out in front of my face and blocked the bullets,sending sparks into the air. Suddenly something snagged my arm and when I looked over I saw Arrow. Our eyes met for a moment before he blasted off and flew me back behind the pillar.

He kneeled down next to me and stabbed his blade into the ground. 

“Good, you're alive.” He said oh so casually. 

He peeped around the corner and held his fingers out into the shape of a gun. Then pointed it out toward the teddies. His other hand followed up behind his fingers and pulled on something, as if tugging on a bow. Suddenly a light shined around his hand, and a yellow bow and arrow of energy formed around his hand and fingers. Then he pulled back on the arrow.

Oh my gosh he really is just a discount Link.

"I'm assuming it's because you're tired, but did you seriously forget you're a sniper? And that the cluster was still producing bears?" He asked.

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