Kuroo: Kenma, you'll be pairing with Bokuto and Akaashi.
Kenma: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Kenma: ...Of people on a team.
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Kenma: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Akaashi: *turning to Bokuto* How tall are you?
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Hinata: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Kuroo: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Hinata: Three of us saw it, Kuroo-san. How do you explain that?
Kuroo: *points to Kenma* Sleep deprivation. *points to Bokuto* Paranoia. *points to Akaashi* Delusional personality disorder.
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Bokuto: Do you love Kuroo?
Kenma: Yeah, I do.
Bokuto: Akaashi! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Akaashi: We all love Kuroo. You should've asked if he was IN love with him.
Kenma: I thought that was implied.
Akaashi: ...
Bokuto: ...
Kenma, looking straight at Akaashi: Congrats Bokuto, you just won 100 bucks.
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*playing twister*
Akaashi: Right hand red.
Kenma: *ends up on top of Kuroo*
Kuroo: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Bokuto: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Akaashi: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Kuroo: Did Kenma say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Akaashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Kenma, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Bokuto: Kuroo's in the kitchen.
Akaashi: *choking*
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Kenma: So, what is Bokuto to you?
Akaashi: The reason I wake up every morning.
Kuroo: ...That's adorable.
Bokuto earlier that morning, barging into Akaashi's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Bokuto: Well, remember when Kenma made a romantic dinner for me?
Akaashi: Bokuto, he microwaved you a pizza.
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Kuroo: ....You're late.
Akaashi: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Bokuto: I'm "a couple of things".
Kenma: I'm "got distracted".
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Kuroo: Did Akaashi just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Kenma: Yeah, he did.
Kuroo: And did I just do finger guns back?
Bokuto: Yeah, you did.
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Yukie: Is having a dick fun?
Kuroo: It has its ups and downs.
Bokuto: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Kenma: It's a pain in the ass.
Akaashi: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Haikyuu Fluffshots 💖
FanfictionA Haikyuu book of fluffshots- this book does not contain angst or smut. None of the artwork used in this book is mine, credits to the artists. I don't own any characters, nor do I claim them, I simply write stories about them. Most events in this s...
