Mad At Disney ⚊ Enhypen Jungwon Text AU [ #4 ]

38 📞 disney lamest joke

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Bold - Jungwon

Italic - You

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"Have you ever seen The Secret Life of Pets?"

"Do you mean the one where they said I looked like the white rabbit there?

"Yeah?"

"Yes, I did"

"I actually tried to copy his villanous laugh at one time"

"How did that work for you?"

"Short story, I choked on my donut and nearly saw heaven for a few seconds"

"What? Donut? Isn't that sweet which is not good for you?"

"Fiona have to punch my back too hard in order for me to choke it out of my throat"

"The fuck?"

"At least I didn't eat it and the flavor was just glazed, but you see, doing something wrong for once is sweet"

"Even if it could cause your health?"

"I can't help it. That donut in the shape of Mickey was too irresistible"

"I think I'm going to hang up on you now"

"Aww, man, why?"

"Because you're making me questioning on why I am associating myself with someone like you"

"I was actually starting to feel bad for making you worry. Well, not anymore"

"....."

"What Disney character can count the highest?"

"Sigh.. Here we go again"

"Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond"

"That wasn't so bad"

"How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?"

"...."

"Mouse to mouse resuscitation"

"......"

"Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? He Neverlands!"

"What do you call an annoying human being who loves to watch Disney?"

"Y/N?"

"No, it's Disney Looney"

"Oh my god.. That was really the lamest pun I've ever heard. I'm going to use it for the future"

"I know it was lame. Now goodbye"

"Good bye, my Prince!"

[ beeps ]

"But really, what are we, Jungwon?"