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Facebook

Chapter 1

Author's Note: Alright then this is Facebook, Demigod style! Hope my earlier readers read this and that I get a ton of new ones! Unlike my other stories this one can keep going and going and going, ext. Till run out of ideas! LOL not likely!

-Percy Jackson has just joined Facebook!-

-Comments-

Nico Di Angelo: Hey dude!

Percy Jackson: Whats up?

Hazel Levesque: So decided to join the modern age Percy?

Nico Di Angelo: Good one sis! *high fives Hazel*

Percy Jackson: -_-

Leo Valdez: LOOK A WHALE!

Percy Jackson: Why are you yelling?

Leo Valdez: BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS FUN!

Piper McLean: Ignore him I saw him sipping a box of Dakota's Koolaid…

Dakota: WHAT!

Leo Valdez: I did nothing!

Annabeth Chase: Uh hu.

Percy Jackson: Hi sweetie!

Athena: *barfing*

Percy Jackson: ?!

Athena: LEAVE MY DAUGHTER BE! OR SO HELP ME I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!

-Percy Jackson has changed his relationship from SINGLE to in a Relationship with Annabeth Chase-

-Athena has logged off Facebook-

Poseidon the Awesome: Good one Percy!

Percy Jackson: Poseidon the Awesome? Really dad?

Poseidon the Awesome: Yes, I am truly awesome! Get used to it kid!

-Poseidon the Awesome has logged off Facebook-

Annabeth Chase: Well that wasn't awkward at all!

Percy Jackson: Well, at least no one got cursed!

Nico Di Angelo: You freaking JINXED it!

Hazel Levesque: Really Percy you had to go and Jinx it!

Travis Stoll: great I wasn't even involved but I just know the next time I prank someone I will wind up giving them an A or something!

-Annabeth Chase has blocked Travis Stoll-

Percy Jackson: Hahahahaha you got the cold shoulder Travis!

Conner Stoll: Yeah but she didn't block my brother's Facebook so I can bug her this way!

-Annabeth Chase has blocked Conner Stoll-

Hazel Levesque: Dude why did it take you this long to get a Facebook?

Percy Jackson: Wait, when did you get one?!

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