West Virginia: Remember to always say "no homo" when you kiss the homies goodnight.
Ohio: You never said no homo to me, am I not a homie?
West Virginia: Oh I forgot to say it, you're still a homie though.
West Virginia: You look cute today!
West Virginia: No homo of course.
Ohio: Thank you.
PA: Are you gay?
West Virginia: No.
West Virginia: The real question is, am I gay for Ohio?
West Virginia: Which I am not!
Ohio: Can I have a hundred bucks?
Ohio: I'll pay you back.
West Virginia: I'll give it to you for a kiss.
West Virginia: But only if you want, you know no homo of course!
West Virginia: I'm not gay!
West Virginia: I always say no homo.
PA: I feel like you like Ohio?
West Virginia: I'm not gay but why wouldn't I?
West Virginia: He's cute, he's hot, he's nice, he's funny, he's the best fucking person their is...
PA:
West Virginia: No homo of course!
Ohio: Just so you know I have two boyfriends.
West Virginia: I'm not gay!
PA: But if Ohio and his boyfriends are ok with it, polyamory can have branches.
West Virginia: Like I said, I'm not gay!
Ohio: Are you sure you aren't gay?
West Virginia: Yes!
West Virginia: How could I be gay?
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