Kentucky: I'm afraid for the calendar.
Geo: Why is that?
Kentucky: It's days are numbered!
Geo, singing in the shower:
Kentucky: Hey singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Kentucky: Than it's soap opera!
Kentucky: What do you call a cow with no legs?
DC:
Kentucky: Ground beef!
DC: Really?
Kentucky: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
IDC: What is it?
Kentucky: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Kentucky: Why do eggs not tell each other jokes?
Geo:
Kentucky: They'd crack each other up!
Geo: Why are you like this?
Geo: Let's head upstairs.
Kentucky: I don't trust the stairs...
Kentucky: They're always up to something.
Kentucky: What does the lemon say when it answers the phone?
DC: What?
Kentucky: Yellow!
Kentucky: How does a taco say grace?
IDC: How?
Kentucky: Lettuce pray!
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
