(Takes place after they move to dorms there will be no spoilers I promise. Also... WARNING: mention of sex but like... nothing actually happens?)
Bakusquad chat
Red: has anyone seen my shark plushy?
Pinky: what one? You have like 20
Pika: Ya, there's like no room on your bed because of them
Red: it's red and I named it crimson and Kat got it for me and it's my favourite one and I'm freaking out a little
Discount Spider-Man: ok chill I'm sure it's just in your room somewhere.
Pinky: Ya you don't need to freak out, it's just a stuffy
Red: but it's my comfort shark
Bomb: Eij, calm down you left it in my room the other night when you stayed over.
Red: really?
Bomb: ya, you can come and get it
Red: ok I will in a bit
Discount Spider-Man: are we just going to disregard the fact that Kiri stayed at Bakugo's the other night?
Pinky: I know I'm not
Pika: what did you guys do?
Red: what are you talking about? I just slept over at Kat's.
Pinky: nothing else?
Bomb: what are you trying to say pinky
Red: what else would we be doing?
Discount Spider-Man: welllllllllllll
Red: WAIT NO
Red: NO
Red: STOP THINKING THAT
Pinky: well are we wrong??
Bomb: very, now shut up
Pika: you sure we're wrong??
Bomb: get your fucking mind out of the gutter, nothing fucking happened
Red: Ya, I was just having a nightmare so I went to Kat's
Discount Spider-Man: sure sure, nothing else happened
Pinky: totally believe you
Pika: you totally didn't do the nasty
Pinky: do the frick frack
Discount Spider-Man: get down and dirty
Bomb: OH MY GOD JUST SAY SEX AND NO SO STOP ASKING
Red: really, nothing happened
Pinky: mhm...
Discount Spider-Man: you can say that all you want but we're not going to believe you.
Red: seriously guys, we didn't have sex
Red: can we just change the subject?
Pika: I guess we can...
Pika: but this conversation isn't over!
Bomb: yes it is
Pika: nope! It's not!
Bomb: I fucking hate all of you
Red: me too??
Bomb: no, I tolerate you.
Red: yay!
Pinky: is that a good thing?
Discount Spider-Man: that doesn't seem like a good thing.
Red: I take what I can get!
Bomb: shut up losers thats the best compliment you can receive from me
Pinky: though I am inclined to believe that
Pika: we have heard you say you love Kiri
Discount Spider-Man: you're a big softy for your omega and we all know it
Bomb: WHAT THE FUCK
Red: his omega?
Pinky: oh don't even try to deny it. Bakugo sees Kiri as his omega and it's so cute!
Bomb: Eij isn't anyone's he's his own person
Pika: Mina just means you love him and want to be with him. No need to get all worked up over it Blasty
Bomb: he'a just my boyfriend. Shut up
Red: if I'm your omega then your my alpha
Discount Spider-Man: this is low-key adorable
Bomb: what the fuck Eijiro, this is something we should talk about in person! Not on a fucking group chat!
Pinky: whats there to talk about! Kiri just said it!
Pika: you two can be so cute you know that?
Bomb: JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
Pika: I want something like you guys have some day
Discount Spider-Man: I agree with Kami
Red: ...
Red: are you guys that clueless??
Bomb: Eij, come to my room we need to talk
Pika: either his's dead or they bout to fuck
Red: KAMI
Discount Spider-Man: I think they bout to fuck
Bomb: fucking shut up all of you
Bomb: i just need to talk to him so get your nose out of our business
Red: wait talk about what?
Bomb: you are so fucking dense
Pinky: but don't you love him for it?
Bomb: shut up raccoon eyes
Red: ok well I'm coming over, I can pick up crimson while I'm at it!
Discount Spider-Man: be safe kiri
Pinky: Ya, as cute as a little baby would be we don't need that now
Red: MINA
Red: WHAT THE HELL
Pinky: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Red: ok well I'm going ttyl
Discount Spider-Man: be safe!
Pika: have fun!
Pinky: but not too much!
Bomb: shut up
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