12 Apartment Drunks

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The sun beamed through a gap in the curtains, waking me up. I looked over to see Brian was still fast asleep, looking all cute and peaceful. I gently tried to escape his grasp, trying not to disturb him. I walked into the front room to find my phone to see what the time was. 3.24pm, S*it, how the hell have I managed to sleep for so long.

I remembered that Jimmy was coming round today, so I went and had a nice long refreshing shower, unfortunately I forgot to bring my shower gel, so I ended up smelling like Brian. Not that it was a bad thing.

I poked my head around he bedroom door to see Brian still asleep, but the covers where down by his waste. I couldn't help but stair at his perfectly toned and smooth chest. I closed the door quietly walking into the small kitchen, to see what he had in the fridge to make for dinner. I made some coffee, and cooked a light lunch of tuna and pasta. Before returning to Brians bedroom.

I opened the door, he was still fast asleep.

"Brain, time to wake up" I said softly. Nothing. "Brian, Get up" shaking him slightly. Nothing. "SYNYSTER GATES GET YOUR BUFF BODY OUT OF BED NOW!" this time there was a slight movement, but no waking up. Or was he pretending? Time to see I thought to myself.

I climbed onto of him, with a leg either side. I bent down and began to gently kiss his neck, running my tongue over his soft skin. He moved slightly again. I smiled before, kissing down to kiss collar bone, gently nibbling on it. He let out a small soft moan. I kissed down his body, each kiss going lower and lower until I reached the top of his boxers. I gently started to pull them down, not much, but enough for him to feel them move. I looked up at him to see a smile spreading across his face. I kissed him some more, on his hip bone which I had just exposed. He groaned. I couldn't help but laugh, sitting back up on him.

"Ooohhhh, what did you stop for? that was on the way to being the best wake up ever" he said, his eyes fluttering open.

"Time to get your sexy body out of bed"

"I don't think so, it's time for your sexy body to come back to bed" he sat up, with me still sitting on him, and pulled me into a passionate kiss, I ran my fingers through his soft hair, gently pulling on it, he growled slightly, before kissing down onto my neck, biting it slightly. I let out a moan, digging my fingers into Brians back, he knew he had found my soft spot. He flipped over, so I was now underneath him, and got up out of the bed.

"MR GATES where the hell do you think you are going!"

"Well you stopped during giving me a nice wake up. So call it payback"

"GGGRRRR" I growled at him

"Hey, it took a lot of control stopping, now come on lets eat" he winked before walking out of the room, I followed him into the kitchen, still growling and mumbling at him.

We finished lunch and Brian had gone into the shower. There was a knock at the front door, as I walked closer to the door I heard someone singing

"Oh shit, what's in the bucket, what's in the bucket but a bucket of shit and a bucket of grapes and grapes in the mouth make you happy down south, make you get a big boner what you gonna do"

From that I knew it was Jimmy, I answered the door laughing at him.

"You know you love my singing" he said walking through the door. I could only manage to nod as I was still laughing so much. He took some bags of beer and spirits into the kitchen before coming to give me a huge hug, throwing me down onto the sofa, he sat down on me.

"AHHH Jimmy get off you've got a really bony BUTT!" He looked at me before wiggling his bum, causing the bony bits to dig in more. Brian walked into the room,

"PILE ON" he shouted before joining Jimmy, sitting on me

"Guys.... can't..... Breath........ Need........ Air........." Jimmy wiggled his bum one more time before sliding off me onto the floor.

*FFW a few hours and many beers later.*

We were all deeply involved in some random drunken conversations, half of which made no sense. we had watched 2 random movies, and Jimmy had just put another in.

I have no idea how the topic started but Jimmy began to talk about how people try and understand each other, using his beer as an example.

"This is one person (holding 1 beer), this is another person (another beer), this is one person trying to understand another person (pouring beer 1 into 2) even though it doesn't have room to download the other person in it's brain, it can't understand the other person even though it tries to, so it ends up....overflowing (Beer overflows), with knowledge, of being stupid"

"Yeah overflowing" Brian added into the end. Jimmy looked at him, before gently slapping him on the face. I was in stitches on the floor, it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen or heard.

"Hey look at that dude wearing pink" Brian slurred pointing at the TV screen "Pink is the new black, Pink is the new black...when we all know fucking black is the new black. Silly French." My ribs were killing from laughing so much I could hardly breath “By the way, red and gray, not the new black...pink is like I told them."

"Syn, what the fuck dude that was just so random!"

"yeah but it made you laugh didn’t it"

"yeah, I suppose it did." he got up stumbled his way to the kitchen, returning with a bottle of absinthe and 3 shot glasses.

"Aww no, I don't do absinthe." I said crinkling up my nose.

"You do now" Jimmy laughed pouring the 3 shots.

"No seriously I’m not. maybe later"

"Okay if you say so." Jimmy and Brian Downed their shots, before pouring more. They went through nearly half a bottle. Jimmy poured another round of shots, plus one for me. Brian grabbed the one for me, and came and sat behind me on the floor.

"Take da shot. Take Da shot......Yummy.......yummy...........yummies" he slurred while holding the shot to my lips, kissing my shoulder and neck. I took it from his hands and threw my head back, taking the shot as fast as I could.

"mmm that’s the best tasting thing I’ve ever had here" Brian said in a funny voice, kissing my shoulder again, wrapping his arm around me. Jimmy just looked over and smiled at us both. pouring yet more shots. I had more shots, i felt so wasted.

The last thing i can remember of the night was Brian laying on the kitchen floor saying "Just so you know you don't play guitar with your neck, bro. You play it with your bum-bum."

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