"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I have some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ~~~ Short Story #5 (13/02/17) © 2016 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.