Waffle Cones

Waffle Cones

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уιℓєι By evethespy Completed

"Hello?"
  
  "Hey...?"
  
  "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy."
  
  "Unless I was miraculously turned into one of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever's on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy."
  
  "Oh... shiitake mushrooms."
  
  ~~~
  
  Short Story #1 (13/02/17)
  
 © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

WootHoot7 WootHoot7 Feb 11
 #rr  I'm excited to be a rereader! I'll try not to spoil anything for #ftrs
ZayBlack4 ZayBlack4 Feb 08
I read it as Gay. And silently prayed for him to not be cause I'm shippping em already
JNM_Jinnat JNM_Jinnat Jan 26
i wish my life was this nice, all i would get when i accidentally call someone is a, "wrong number..bye"
Lovefest! They might as well be bf & gf: "You hang up."
                              "No you hang up."
                              "No..." and you know the rest.
B14Bookworm B14Bookworm 2 days ago
👩🏼‍💼Same here. You probably are doing better than I am though!
maizay maizay Jan 31
@ everybody, back up. Just chill out for a moment. My husband doesn't like it when people get crazy. He's mine js