"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup." – Ludwig van Beethoven
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"Hello?"
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"Who's there?"
"..."
"Silence isn't a good conversation starter, you know."
"This is voicemail. Please leave a message at the beep."
"Last time I checked, my automated voicemail was a dude."
"Beeeeeeeeeep."
"If this is who I think it is, glance out your window. There's a small mountain on the left. See the summit? Keep an eye on it tomorrow afternoon."
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to prove how much talent the talentless freak has."
"..."
"Have fun chatting to static."
"Wait, don't–"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
