"I love cheeseburgers and chocolate- milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!"
– Nina Dobrev
Dedication: Lovely visheretowrite, for always being there for me! Thank you <3
Just wanted to thank you guys, because we've achieved #1000 in Short Story as of today and I didn't think it was possible xD
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"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge and I'm waiting for a chipmunk."
"How did you know it was me?"
"Us girls know everything, Chipmunk."
"Do you know what I'm thinking right now?"
"That you make me feel like a dangerous woman?"
"What- no! No Ariana Grande lyrics in potentially sexual contexts!"
"Are you saying that you like when I talk dirty to you?"
"Holy mother of mozzarella sticks, you're annoying."
"Like, I'd totally be offended right now, but the fact that your voice sounds like you're high on helium gas makes every insult sound like heaven. You should do stand-up comedy!"
"Are you implying that my voice sounds like heaven?"
"Holy parmesan, if you think I'm flirting with you, I'm going to send your ass up to heaven soon!"
"I swear on cheddar that–"
"What is it with us and cheese?"
"You tell me, Mozzarella."
"Chipmunk, you did not just–"
"Mozzarellasaywhat?"
"What?"
"There, your nickname is officially mozzarella!"
"Oh God please no, call me anything else! Jacuzzi! Aloe vera! Bazinga! Mozzarella's such a dumb word!"
"Wow Mozzarella, I think you've managed to do what no one else has- offend pizza."
"What do you want from me, Chipmunk?"
"Imagine having everything we ever dreamed-"
"I'm hanging up!"
"You suck at your jo–"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
