Barbara Bogg goes to the Black Forest to deliver an item to one of Marvin's customers. Upon delivering the product, it is discovered that the item is a cheap imitation. This practical joke was the last straw that broke the camel's back, the customer gives Barb and Marvin nine days to get the real one, but not until crossing Mt. Draco that they get into real trouble when they get into the Dragon's Den. Will these two simpletons go on a wild goose chase? Or is their goose cooked? [Originally written in September-November 2014. Now partially rewritten.] [Author's Note: This disclaimer is just the tip of the iceberg. Consider the first 11 chapters season 1.]