A series of phone calls between two individuals, in which one of them is mistakenly calls the other. This is a dialogue story. ✡✡✡ "Wha- Who is this?" "Your worst nightmare? Though you would probably be my worst nightmare. Who buys a cheese slicer from Ikea? Or a cheese slicer at all? Cheese is disgusting." "För Guds kär-- English boys, always the hilarious jokers."