HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY
mum
avalon
av
avalon fleur
AVALON
avalon
I AM TRYING TO SLEEP WHAT DO YOU WANT
mum
THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT RULED ON YOUR CASE
avalon
omg what did they decide
isabel
yes omg i'm so nervous
mum
drumroll please...
arthur
drumming noises
mum
MEGAN SHEPHERD HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF ONE COUNT OF ATTEMPTED MURDER
SHE HAS BEEN EXPELLED FROM HOGWARTS
avalon
wow period
can't believe it's finally over
after i've already left hogwarts smh
mum
yeah, apparently there were several eyewitness accounts saying they saw her stealing the poison or heard her talking about it to her friends
the head investigator said it was a good thing that we didn't push for azkaban since she's so young, they probably wouldn't have ruled in our favor
isabel
aw damn i kind of wanted her to not get expelled so i can make her life a living hell next year
like i DARE a homophobic bitch to try me. i'll beat her ass into next week
avalon
ugh yes queen i love that energy
dad
language, is
isabel
respectfully, no <3
oliver
hey, quick question
how do i plan a wedding
mum
i helped plan aunt fleur's but aunt bellamy planned most of mine because i was too busy, you know, birthing you
so we'll sit down with laurie one day when neither of you are working and we'll plan it together
oliver
hey don't blame me for interrupting your wedding planning
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN
mum
oh shut it
if it weren't for you, auntie narcissa would still be with her death eater ex husband
so we're all thankful for you
avalon
what about arthur and i?
dad
one of you was an accident
you can pick who you think it is
isabel
was i an accident?
mum
freddie shut up they were all accidents
arthur
RUDE
avalon
i hate it here
fun fact i was an accident