AUNT GINNY & AVALON
aunt ginny
hi, my love
how are you feeling?
avalon
like shit
aunt ginny
can i tell you something that might cheer you up?
avalon
i don't know if it'll work, but you can try
aunt ginny
so you know how your mum and me and your grandmothers are coming to your match on saturday?
avalon
yeah, what about it
aunt ginny
so i told my recuiter about you and how you've held hogwarts' record for fastest snitch time for, i dunno, five years now
and the harpies' seeker is going on maternity leave in june, so we're in need of a new seeker around then
and my recruiter is very interested in meeting you, so she'll be coming to your match
avalon
what
no bloody way
you're kidding
you've got to be kidding
aunt ginny
nope, not kidding
if your match goes well you might find yourself as the holyhead harpies' reserve seeker
avalon
aunt ginny
i am going to shit my pants
this is insane
aunt ginny
please don't shit your pants
avalon
THANK YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH
I'M GOING TO CRY
aunt ginny
haven't you been crying enough
avalon
LMFAO BYE
GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH
avalon
alright, you lot
first match is on saturday
and if you tossers aren't on your a-game i will hex each and every one of you
wendell
...is she always this scary?
orion
coming from someone who's known her for 14 years, yes
josephine
no lmao
she's harmless
why are you being so bossy right now though
avalon
a recruiter from the holyhead harpies is coming to the match and if it goes well i could be getting scouted to be their reserve seeker
alaina
WHAT
violetta
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
cameron
oh wow that's wicked
avalon
SO IF WE DON'T WIN I WILL NEVER FORGIVE ANY OF YOU
violetta
don't pull anything stupid like jumping off a broom at 100 feet in the air or getting hit by a bludger
avalon
wendell, orion, i'm counting on you to make sure that the bludger thing doesn't happen again
orion
respectfully, this is our first match so i don't think putting this much pressure on us is the greatest idea
avalon
orion, as your cousin, i will make your life a living hell for the rest of my life.
wendell
don't be so pessimistic, orion. we got this!!
avalon
that's the spirit
i'm sad for av