ATTENTION ALL GRYFFINDORS!
TRYOUTS FOR THE 2017-2018 QUIDDITCH TEAM WILL BE SATURDAY, 10 SEPTEMBER, AT 2pm ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH!
THE ONLY OPEN POSITIONS THIS YEAR ARE KEEPER AND BEATER.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE TEXT AVALON WEASLEY AT 123-456-7890. (DO NOT CALL HER—SHE WILL NOT ANSWER)
AVALON & ORION
orion
hey, avalon
avalon
hey o what's up
orion
so i wanted to try out for the team
but i'm worried that if i'm actually good, you won't be able to give me a spot because we're family
plus i'm only a fourth year
avalon
if you deserve a spot, you'll get a spot, family or not
besides, i got my spot on the team in first year
so don't stress about it
what position do you want to play?
orion
albus severus said i'd be a good beater
so maybe that?
avalon
alright great!! there's two beaters so you've got a good shot
orion
wow you didn't make fun of albus severus's name
avalon
nah, only isabel would do that
orion
she hates me doesn't she
avalon
don't be silly o, why would isabel hate you
orion
i dunno
but she's always mean to me
avalon
she's mean to everyone
including me
the only person she's not mean to is her girlfriend
orion
oh
alright
well, i'll see you in the common room!
avalon
see you
another one