Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! 😃😃😃😃
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
The 200

Thanksgiving Get Together

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Anakin: I'm here!

Padme: Anakin...what is that?

Rex: It, uh, looks like burnt rubber

Ahsoka: Omg

Obi Wan: Anakin, did you seriously cook rubber chickens!?!?!?!?

Anakin: Yes.

Adi Gallia: I don't even think Savage will eat that

Savage: No way

Anakin: What? They must pay for their treachery

Ahsoka: You know I really start to regret that prank we did

Rex: Uh, yeah, me too

Fives: It was hilarious!

Jesse: I thought it was fun. I'm going out in the yard to play with my cheeseball

Rex: o-k

Ahsoka: Lol

Aayla: Has anyone tried the punch yet?

Ventress: Did someone say something about needing to punch something?

Vos: Na, they were talking about this punch, like the kind you drink

Ventress: Oh, whatev. Why did you make me come to this lame party?

Plo Koon: Its not lame

Shaak Ti: Or a party. I thought it was a get-together, right?

Vos: What else were we supposed to do on Thanksgiving?

Ventress: Idk. Last year I slaughtered turkeys in Dooku's animal pens

Kit: Omg

Adi Gallia: That's...um, brutal

Ventress: So am I

Vos: Let's go get some more pie

Padme: So, do you think we overdid it on the food?

Satine: What? No, you should've seen the leftovers we had at my veterans day party

Ahsoka: Do you throw a party for every holiday?

Satine: Yeah, usually.

Obi Wan: I went to it. My god I've never seen so much food in my life

Anakin: Shoulda called in the 501st to finish it off

Satine: I just sold it off to Jabba the Hut

Aayla: That's one way to get your money back. Okay Bly, what did you put in the sweet potatoes? They taste...different than usual

Bly: I followed the recipe exactly ma'am

Fives: You sure you used the right one?
😂😂😂

Echo: He did it ☝️☝️☝️

Fives: Whatt...

Bly: Let me taste that! Yuck, this is candied yams, not sweet potatoes!!! Fives!!!!!

Rex: Woah, boys

Bly: Permission to tackle Fives sir?

Rex: Just do it outside

Aayla: Well at least it wasn't burnt

Barriss: Mm, this goo-nut pie tastes great

Ahsoka: Uh, Barriss, it's called pecan pie?

Barriss: Oh, okay

Lux: Here dear, you should try these marshmallow potatoes

Ahsoka: What

Padme: He meant mashed potatoes, I'm sure

Cody: So, how's the pumpkin pie?

Trapper: Gone!

Cody: What??? You ate it all???

Waxer: A lot of people took some bites

Cody: I should have made more

Obi Wan: Oh, it's fine Cody. I'm just glad to see that my apple cider tea isn't the popular beverage. It means more leftovers for me

Ahsoka: Or a drunk Obi Wan

Satine: You do get rather...crazy when you drink too much of that stuff

Ahsoka: You have no idea how hard it is dealing with both a crazy Anakin and Obi Wan

Rex: I know what it's like commander...

Hardcase: We should have a food fight!!

Jesse: Yeah!

Rex: No no no. How about you boys go play tag outside?

Jesse: Fine

Fives: Ahhh!!! I'm going upstairs!!!

Bly: Get back here!

Rex: Just don't break anything up there!

Adi Gallia: Its so cool that we get to have a party, I mean get together in a giant mansion

Kit: Where else would we fit?

Satine: Lol. This place is pretty grand.

Padme: Well this is what I get for being a good senator. Chancellor Palpatine himself lost me borrow the place

Jesse: ....Would it be a bad time to mention that I think I stained the floor with some orange crush?

Padme: WHAT??? NOOO

Anakin: And there go your privileges senator. And no bigge Jesse, I spilt the cranberry salad all over the toliet. It's now permanently red

Padme: Oh my god. I'm never inviting you to a party again

Ahsoka: I'll take note of that. Just cover the place with rugs..

Rex: What about the toilet seat tho?

Ahsoka: Um...idk?

Obi Wan: Just get another. Not until after the party is over, of course. Who knows what Anakin has planned for tonight

Anakin: I was thinking we have a big bonfire and throw every rubber chicken we can find inside of it

Aayla: Um...wow.

Hardcase: Can I throw my toothbrush in too??

Cody: What happened to that man's sanity

Dogma: He is no man

Tup: He's a clone.

Hardcase: I thought I was a chicken!

Obi Wan: Just don't be a rubber chicken

Ahsoka: Lol, or you would end up in that bonfire too

Anakin: Whatev. I'm going to go stuff some more food into my van

Padme: Anakin!

Anakin: What? Nobody could ever eat all of this food

Plo Koon: Except maybe Yoda

Kit: Did he just stuff a dozen bagels down his shirt?

Aayla: And the whole pan of rolls

Anakin: Looks like I'm not the only one who needs a van to stuff food in

Obi Wan: I would say so uncivilized, but, since it's Master Yoda, I'm not sure what to say

Ki Adi Mundi: He looks fatter than Jabba the Hut

Adi Gallia: Eek, he's coming this way

Yoda: Delicious, the food is, yes?

Ahsoka: Uh...yes, Master

Yoda: Retire from the party, I will

Padme: O-k.

Satine: So is everyone officially crazy?

Ahsoka: Not me

Rex: Or me

Anakin: I let them handle the serious stuff

Ahsoka: Like the potato salad you just handed me?

Anakin: Sure. I thought it was puke or something

Padme: Gross

Satine: Well I can already sense that this party is going down hill

Jesse: Hey, watch! I'll show you that I can throw this punch down from the stairs and that it will land in that other bowl

Rex: Jesse-

Hardcase: Oh, put some in my mouth!

Fives: Me too!

Ahsoka: -sighs- Don't bother Rex

Cody: There's no stopping them

Anakin: Hey!

Jesse: Uh...yes General?

Anakin: We should try it again with the rolls. See who can get one landed in their mouths

Aayla: That sounds like a good way to get chocked

Vos: Oh, I can totally ace this. Here Ventress, video me

Ventress: What is this even?

Vos: A flip

Kit: Dude that's so old fashioned. No one uses those things

Aayla: He thinks their cool

Adi Gallia: I just can't wait to get the iPhone 10000000098

Shak Ti: That's exists?

Eeth Koth: No

Adi Gallia: Not yet!

Padme: Hey, hey hey! Let's calm down on the, uh, activities and take a break to say something that we're thankful for

Hardcase: Oh! Let me go first! My head, and the trash can I bought

Satine: I'm thankful that we're all still alive and not in jail

Obi Wan: Ah, me too dear. And I'm thankful for my tea of course

Ahsoka: I'm glad we have each other. Especially Rex. 😍💞😍

Rex: And I'm thankful to have you, my Cinnamon Roll ❤😍❤

Fives: I'm glad to have my ship 😍😍😍

Anakin: I like the twilight too. But I'm probably the most thankful for my van, oh, and that the war against the rubber chickens is going good. I also must mention that I'm thankful for duck tape. Because if it didn't exist, I wouldn't have been able to repair the hole I made in Obi Wan's floor. You can't even notice it with the rug placed across it

Obi Wan: WHAT

Anakin: I probably should've left that out...

Padme: I'll just ignore the fact that you didn't mention me even once...I'm thankful that I get to be a senator and help people and-

Anakin: Yeah, yeah, come on that's boring

Padme: Fine! I'm glad I accidentally spilt my coffee all in Anakin's van right after he got it fixed up

Anakin: Padme!!!!

Lux: I'm thankful for soap. And hair jail

Barriss: Oh, me too. I also am like really thankful for my shoes

Luminara: I'm glad that I can order french fries and have them delivered to my room in like 2 minutes

Kit: That's really handy, lol. I'm thankful for this dazzling smile of mine. Oh, and my sunglasses, of course. And all my friends, mostly.

Aayla: Aw, sweet. I'm glad for all the fun we get to have

Adi Gallia: You talking about the segways?

Aayla: Yeah. And the pizza parties me and Bly and the other clones in my battalion get to have

Fives: I want a pizza party!

Jesse: Me too

Anakin: Next Friday it is then!

Jesse: Also, I'm thankful for water

Kix: That was...basic

Jesse: Who said it couldn't me?

Kix: Uh, no one, I guess. I'm thankful to have medical supplies to help people with

Echo: I'm thankful for my manuals and books

Tup: I'm thankful for that nightlight I have under my bed

Fives: That was a nightlight??? I low key thought you glowed at night

Tup: Um....no

Rex: Oh boys...

Adi Gallia: Uh, I'm thankful for all the crazy but fun stuff we get to do together! Without Mace Windu finding out about it, of course

Eeth Koth: Hay bales. I totally am thankful for hay bales

Adi Gallia: I would say tables, but I'm out of it

Dogma: I'm thankful that I can freeze food and eat it later

Plo Koon: I am thankful for all of my sons- I mean clones! And Little 'Soka

Ahsoka: Aww, thanks

Cody: I'm thankful my pie turned out alright?

Trapper: I'm thankful that I get to swing outside sometimes? Idk man. 😂😂😂

Waxer: I'm thankful for orange spray paint so I can paint my armor. Oh, and definitely Numa! She's so sweet

Boil: Numa too. And my mustache

Gree: Just that I'm alive I guess? And that I learned to speak wookie

Bly: You gotta teach me how. I'm glad that I get to eat actually good food sometimes

Shaak Ti: I am thankful for my toilet paper

Yoda: Thankful for the force, I am

Adi Gallia: (I thought he was going to say food, lol)

Ki Adi Mundi: I am thankful that no one has blown up the jedi temple yet.

Vos: I am thankful for not dying every time I do something crazy. And totally for my amazing girlfriend.

Ventress: Ugh

Vos: What? You don't adore me?

Ventress: No...just fine. I'm thankful for Vos

Vos: Woooahh. That's like as good as her saying I love you. You could add that too

Ventress: Don't make me take it away

Vos: Fine. I'm good with what I have

Wolffe: Um, I'm glad I have Plo Koon as a general. He's the best.

Mace Windu: I'm thankful for my purple lightsaber. It's one of a kind

Anakin: We could tell.

Savage: I think I'm the last one left. I'm glad that the jedi let me come to their party even though my brother plans on killing them and getting revenge

Padme: Bravo everyone!

Maul: Hello there!

Obi Wan: tHoSe ArE mY lInEs

Maul: Too bad Kenobi

Savage: Oh, bro. You got here just in time to say what you're thankful for

Maul: Thankful? I am thankful that I covered your turkey in dynamite so it will blow up and ruin your Thanksgiving!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Jesse: Noooo!!!!!

Anakin: I should do that to rubber chickens

Padme: Oh, who cares, we're stuffed anyways

Ahsoka: I'll video it. Turkey explodes on Thanksgiving.

Rex: It'll be classic, and original, that's for sure

Obi Wan: Maul- one day I'll kill you again!

Maul: Not if I kill you first!!!! Mwahahaha!!

Obi Wan: -sighs- some people never change...




Second Thanksgiving Special!

Meme/funny thing:

Also another:





What I would give to see most of those
😂😂😂

Also check out this cool fanart I saw

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